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My Life

I notice you've provided text in Chinese (Simplified), not Japanese. Here's the translation: My Life

愛猫家 奴隷乙

I borrowed about three famous copypastas from 2channel and turned them into a comedy sketch. It might be a spoiler for those who know the original material, but please feel free to read it if you'd like.

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Statistics

Reading Time
30 min
Words 1,199
Sentences 123
Characters 2,382
Unique Words 541
1-Occurrence Words
363
Unique Kanji 357
1-Occurrence Kanji
194
Avg Word Difficulty 2.38
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (541 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
610.28
370.48
310.86
310.54
301.04
261.48
240.48
230.56
220.41
171.16
お前152.16
112.91
から101.17
101.46
90.77
お父さん93.30
んだ81.80
ねー82.79
だろ82.69
する71.24
親父63.24
なんて62.13
して61.31
てる61.65
いや62.14
父さん63.49
52.09
実現53.79
なる51.37
まあ52.23
人生53.17
息子53.14
51.38
52.11
って51.78
こと41.30
八つ42.93
41.04
ヒキニート45.65
41.96
41.59
41.60
言う41.56
そう言う42.36
漏らす43.26
だから41.99
来る42.08
取り敢えず43.72
とか42.08
てな43.27
何で42.52
漫才44.66
42.08
れる41.22
母さん33.39
うん32.39
31.60
さっき32.78
開く32.63
なんだ32.26
部屋32.30
けど31.79
事務次官35.69
あー32.91
31.41
31.96
じゃねー33.75
でしょ33.03
その31.44
ちゃん32.24
なら32.00
已に32.85
ない31.61
貴方32.53
唐名32.55
利し33.25
ても31.96
ネタ33.78
意味32.49
31.86
入る32.14
32.29
33.15
前に32.25
31.91
思う31.61
32.66
結婚32.95
あっ21.98
そんなん23.98
勇者22.61
22.12
理解22.49
異臭24.72
この21.58
22.09
実の23.93
失格24.23
進む22.84
最低23.50
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