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My Life

I notice you've provided text in Chinese (Simplified), not Japanese. Here's the translation: My Life

愛猫家 奴隷乙

I borrowed about three famous copypastas from 2channel and turned them into a comedy sketch. It might be a spoiler for those who know the original material, but please feel free to read it if you'd like.

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Statistics

Reading Time
30 min
Words 1,199
Sentences 123
Characters 2,382
Unique Words 541
1-Occurrence Words
363
Unique Kanji 357
1-Occurrence Kanji
194
Avg Word Difficulty 2.38
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (541 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
の610.28
が370.48
で310.86
に310.54
な301.04
よ261.48
は240.48
て230.56
を220.41
だ171.16
お前152.16
夢112.91
か101.46
から101.17
と90.77
お父さん93.30
んだ81.80
ねー82.79
だろ82.69
する71.24
てる61.65
父さん63.49
して61.31
いや62.14
なんて62.13
親父63.24
わ52.11
息子53.14
下51.38
って51.78
なる51.37
まあ52.23
ん52.09
実現53.79
人生53.17
言う41.56
何で42.52
さ41.59
漫才44.66
だから41.99
ヒキニート45.65
取り敢えず43.72
ぞ42.08
八つ42.93
話41.96
そう言う42.36
れる41.22
漏らす43.26
てな43.27
とか42.08
も41.04
し41.60
来る42.08
こと41.30
意味32.49
已に32.85
ネタ33.78
扉32.66
常33.15
ー32.29
なら32.00
貴方32.53
部屋32.30
あー32.91
ない31.61
俺31.41
その31.44
なんだ32.26
ちゃん32.24
じゃねー33.75
ば31.60
顔31.91
うん32.39
結婚32.95
唐名32.55
利し33.25
前に32.25
方31.96
ても31.96
さっき32.78
事務次官35.69
中31.86
母さん33.39
開く32.63
思う31.61
けど31.79
入る32.14
でしょ33.03
みたい22.65
しか22.33
まあまあ23.93
恵まれる23.79
殺伐24.55
洗う23.53
娘22.68
ドンドン24.45
代22.96
暮22.46
いい22.05
謎23.29
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