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My Life

I notice you've provided text in Chinese (Simplified), not Japanese. Here's the translation: My Life

愛猫家 奴隷乙

I borrowed about three famous copypastas from 2channel and turned them into a comedy sketch. It might be a spoiler for those who know the original material, but please feel free to read it if you'd like.

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Statistics

Reading Time
30 min
Words 1,199
Sentences 123
Characters 2,382
Unique Words 541
1-Occurrence Words
363
Unique Kanji 357
1-Occurrence Kanji
194
Avg Word Difficulty 2.38
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (541 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
全裸24.06
ドンドン24.45
在る21.55
22.57
最中23.38
殺伐24.55
積む23.41
そりゃ23.16
聞く21.95
公然24.80
臭い23.42
って言うか23.52
23.50
為に22.22
この21.58
くらい22.33
ガチャ24.48
せい22.98
市内22.23
なよ23.13
21.97
失格24.23
最低23.50
にも22.03
始点23.69
普通に22.98
それが22.31
いい22.05
トイレ23.70
エリート24.19
台無し24.04
22.68
23.29
21.71
とにかく23.04
なんか22.48
済む23.11
22.67
点者23.84
23.20
しか22.33
でしょう22.49
22.12
21.75
スープ23.43
上り詰める24.56
んで23.13
実の23.93
父親23.14
スクランブル交差点26.17
てか23.52
あっ21.98
異臭24.72
已に32.85
33.15
じゃねー33.75
32.29
思う31.61
結婚32.95
部屋32.30
利し33.25
31.86
あー32.91
意味32.49
入る32.14
31.96
さっき32.78
唐名32.55
31.91
けど31.79
なら32.00
母さん33.39
前に32.25
なんだ32.26
ても31.96
ネタ33.78
その31.44
31.41
ちゃん32.24
ない31.61
31.60
でしょ33.03
32.66
貴方32.53
事務次官35.69
うん32.39
開く32.63
漏らす43.26
41.60
れる41.22
八つ42.93
来る42.08
41.96
41.04
だから41.99
てな43.27
そう言う42.36
言う41.56
42.08
41.59

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