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My Life

I notice you've provided text in Chinese (Simplified), not Japanese. Here's the translation: My Life

愛猫家 奴隷乙

I borrowed about three famous copypastas from 2channel and turned them into a comedy sketch. It might be a spoiler for those who know the original material, but please feel free to read it if you'd like.

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Statistics

Reading Time
30 min
Words 1,199
Sentences 123
Characters 2,382
Unique Words 541
1-Occurrence Words
363
Unique Kanji 357
1-Occurrence Kanji
194
Avg Word Difficulty 2.38
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (541 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
父親23.14
ノック23.54
でしょう22.49
最低23.50
22.09
残飯25.08
では21.75
始点23.69
着替え23.45
23.20
次郎24.25
遺伝24.68
もう22.11
せい22.98
上り詰める24.56
聞く21.95
22.67
のか21.74
スクランブル交差点26.17
くらい22.33
って言うか23.52
そこで22.74
スープ23.43
進む22.84
22.46
22.68
為に22.22
いい22.05
エリート24.19
洗う23.53
恵まれる23.79
んで23.13
みたい22.65
勇者22.61
それは21.95
台無し24.04
今すぐ23.54
22.57
失格24.23
こっち22.61
この21.58
あっ21.98
異臭24.72
22.92
実の23.93
しか22.33
にも22.03
済む23.11
点者23.84
最中23.38
公然24.80
社会人24.51
23.50
じゃねー33.75
ない31.61
開く32.63
けど31.79
でしょ33.03
利し33.25
32.66
前に32.25
唐名32.55
31.86
なら32.00
31.41
事務次官35.69
已に32.85
32.29
ても31.96
31.60
うん32.39
部屋32.30
入る32.14
なんだ32.26
ちゃん32.24
結婚32.95
さっき32.78
31.96
33.15
思う31.61
あー32.91
その31.44
意味32.49
31.91
貴方32.53
ネタ33.78
母さん33.39
41.60
41.04
41.96
ヒキニート45.65
来る42.08
とか42.08
だから41.99
41.59
こと41.30
42.08
何で42.52
漏らす43.26
てな43.27

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