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My Life

I notice you've provided text in Chinese (Simplified), not Japanese. Here's the translation: My Life

愛猫家 奴隷乙

I borrowed about three famous copypastas from 2channel and turned them into a comedy sketch. It might be a spoiler for those who know the original material, but please feel free to read it if you'd like.

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Statistics

Reading Time
30 min
Words 1,199
Sentences 123
Characters 2,382
Unique Words 541
1-Occurrence Words
363
Unique Kanji 357
1-Occurrence Kanji
194
Avg Word Difficulty 2.38
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (541 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
殺伐24.55
では21.75
為に22.22
それは21.95
せい22.98
実の23.93
こっち22.61
来い23.52
進む22.84
系22.92
そこで22.74
全裸24.06
在る21.55
嫁23.50
そりゃ23.16
歩度22.23
しか22.33
紙23.20
いい22.05
臭い23.42
てか23.52
出切る22.24
全く22.49
元22.67
点者23.84
とにかく23.04
濃い23.52
市内22.23
異臭24.72
下ネタ25.03
のか21.74
あっ21.98
エリート24.19
失格24.23
娘22.68
って言うか23.52
そんなん23.98
遺伝24.68
トイレ23.70
ノック23.54
この21.58
なんか22.48
今21.97
今すぐ23.54
まあまあ23.93
心22.57
済む23.11
大宰27.29
薄め24.69
暮22.46
洗う23.53
ガチャ24.48
一応22.83
でしょ33.03
その31.44
あー32.91
常33.15
さっき32.78
俺31.41
ない31.61
けど31.79
貴方32.53
うん32.39
事務次官35.69
じゃねー33.75
結婚32.95
ちゃん32.24
已に32.85
中31.86
部屋32.30
開く32.63
利し33.25
ば31.60
なんだ32.26
ても31.96
方31.96
顔31.91
入る32.14
ー32.29
ネタ33.78
なら32.00
母さん33.39
思う31.61
唐名32.55
扉32.66
前に32.25
意味32.49
れる41.22
八つ42.93
取り敢えず43.72
とか42.08
漫才44.66
ぞ42.08
何で42.52
てな43.27
漏らす43.26
そう言う42.36
こと41.30
し41.60
だから41.99

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