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My Life

I notice you've provided text in Chinese (Simplified), not Japanese. Here's the translation: My Life

愛猫家 奴隷乙

I borrowed about three famous copypastas from 2channel and turned them into a comedy sketch. It might be a spoiler for those who know the original material, but please feel free to read it if you'd like.

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Statistics

Reading Time
30 min
Words 1,199
Sentences 123
Characters 2,382
Unique Words 541
1-Occurrence Words
363
Unique Kanji 357
1-Occurrence Kanji
194
Avg Word Difficulty 2.38
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (541 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
さ41.59
八つ42.93
こと41.30
し41.60
言う41.56
も41.04
人生53.17
なる51.37
まあ52.23
息子53.14
って51.78
わ52.11
下51.38
ん52.09
実現53.79
父さん63.49
親父63.24
てる61.65
いや62.14
して61.31
なんて62.13
する71.24
んだ81.80
だろ82.69
ねー82.79
と90.77
お父さん93.30
から101.17
か101.46
夢112.91
お前152.16
だ171.16
を220.41
て230.56
は240.48
よ261.48
な301.04
に310.54
で310.86
が370.48
の610.28

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