[Completed/Short Story] Don't ask me to come back now. It's too late. I'm on a time limit here. Whatever you do, don't keep pulling these malicious delay tactics. Stop getting in the way of me, a world-destruction prevention RTA speedrunner.

"You're banished." "Understood." Don't make a surprised face. I'm pressed for time here. The timer is running. I'm speedrunning this loop. Repeat the loop and prevent world destruction! The protagonist who has looped too many times attempts one final speedrun, and—ready, set, go!