"I'm a priest who works at a church, but I'd appreciate it if you'd stop sending me the brutally murdered bodies of heroes. [Short Story Version]"

If the party gets wiped out during an adventure, they get resurrected at the church, right? Do you know who's resurrecting them? It's me! I'm the one doing it! I really wish you'd consider my position—I'm stitching together dismembered corpses every single day! [We've started serializing this]