The Girl in the Vessel

Disagreement is the way of the world. Tonight, allow me to tell you a tale. The crows of the three thousand worlds are slain, and delicate flowers are plucked. What wicked nature humans possess. Spare me the tedious preamble. Now then, where shall I begin? Let me tell you about the story of a "vessel." A tale of a "vessel" found anywhere. You surely must have one as well. A truly worthless tall tale. It begins, it begins, and soon it ends.