Princess Monokake

"Release the writer! I'm human too!" That's what Kaketaka, a web novelist, shouted, but the white great wolf immediately responded to him like this: "Silence, boy! Can you save your readers without writing?" Kaketaka spent his days being confronted with nightly updates by that great wolf that only he could see. He had a goal. It was to catch up with the novelist he admired: "Taiyo." Then, one day, he discovers that the high school girl he's been gazing at intensely is actually that author herself. Kaketaka erupts with a burst of chuunibyou energy, and to heal the pain from being hit by his mother for a reasonable cause, he rushes out accompanied by Pickle (his pet Corgi). Seeing the multiple red-black bruises on his right arm as a curse, he goes to an orthopedic clinic. And after wandering about aimlessly, it's at the juvenile detention center where he finally arrives that he realizes it: He must write yuri. --- This is a terrible parody that can only be read by those who like a certain anime studio's works, but the more you like it, the more it fills you with anger. It's quite troublesome. This work is also posted on "Novel Up+."