Downpour Saint / Saint of the Pouring Rain

A rain saint called the "Downpour Saint" and her escort knight. "The laundry won't dry in this rain, and I'm running out of clean clothes..." "Oh, be quiet. If you were a man, you wouldn't complain about such things." "With all due respect, Saint, gender discrimination is not appropriate." Even in the relentless rain, the two of them can walk forward together.