"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

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平穏13.83
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人死に15.08
物12.51
でしょうか12.77
酷い仕打ち15.33
担当13.35
幸福13.74
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破る13.43
確り14.75
様子12.34
歪める13.66
じゃね14.02
本編14.03
敬意13.96
病害虫16.11
随分13.06
丁度13.59
あれこれ13.89
無理難題14.57
非業16.01
無礼13.80
処置13.99
孤独13.98
ついでに13.19
目立つ13.21
にしろ13.62
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ないか12.68
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無いと13.66
申し訳ありません13.44
なぁ12.56
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叫び13.32
見る12.00
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書き加える15.81
お話13.21
マッチ14.37
浴場14.35
まあまあ13.93
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尽くす13.43
抑制14.40
栄誉14.48
喝采14.56
度13.32
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焦げ臭い15.10
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感想13.18
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主12.62
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場12.71
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位13.16
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死ぬ12.49
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目の前12.63
思いで14.02
としては12.66
経つ13.15
倉庫13.49
命12.72
メッセージ13.81
でもない12.85
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