"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

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12.53
刺刀13.16
代わり13.62
12.96
消える12.71
成功13.02
捕まる13.48
報い14.30
記憶12.80
聞かす13.61
遠慮13.41
極まりない13.97
一敗13.30
怯える13.71
12.71
丁度13.59
蹂躙13.73
薄っすら13.79
十二分14.39
どんなに13.61
待遇14.10
取り上げる14.22
寒い13.54
出来12.54
浴場14.35
今更ながら14.17
出す12.43
編む14.02
12.85
最悪13.24
示し13.48
自己犠牲14.88
聖女13.12
紳士的14.56
処置13.99
以て14.87
混じる13.46
帰り13.48
至る13.38
不遜14.39
気分12.99
じゃね14.02
届く12.86
驚く12.62
返す12.90
について12.42
痛く13.78
12.51
探しに13.93
12.97
丸で12.60
遊ぶ13.13
降り13.19
気がする12.98
屈強14.12
歩く12.65
辿る13.27
美しい12.99
よね12.43
13.28
確か12.92
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振り上げる13.66
裂く13.73
事態13.11
書き加える15.81
何者13.64
引っ13.62
高い12.51
無事13.09
回る12.52
13.91
数人13.53
12.84
おまけに13.78
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12.68
としては12.66
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13.85
敬意13.96
惣社13.37
めっ14.51
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知り合う14.06
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クソ13.59
男好き15.28
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把握13.17
一下14.26
装う13.97
ではある12.91
挙げ句14.26
状況12.49
無断で14.57
無礼13.80
怨嗟14.42
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