"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
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Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
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Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

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これまた13.87
肉片14.29
どうして12.71
遭う13.72
何か12.12
降り13.19
ゴミ13.82
見付ける14.31
ついでに13.19
離す13.22
損ねる14.06
露知らず15.04
回る12.52
如く13.59
対す14.86
貢献14.04
倉庫13.49
どころか13.21
罪13.31
マッチ14.37
酷い仕打ち15.33
場12.71
自己犠牲14.88
意13.53
捕まる13.48
美しい12.99
頃12.85
交信14.59
目の前12.63
召す14.19
行き13.32
蔑ろ14.33
そうになった13.59
事態13.11
複数人14.38
物12.51
不遜14.39
やっぱり12.64
迷い13.59
ねえ12.74
明確13.49
って言う12.83
可哀想に14.39
これぞ14.40
食べる12.42
おお12.89
幾らでも13.46
住む13.05
肌13.16
それ以上13.13
出現13.22
まとめて13.56
経験12.96
太い声15.56
事はない12.83
探しに13.93
身を以て15.12
クセに14.74
うん12.39
経緯13.65
似13.28
訴える13.79
カリスマ14.48
してもいい13.90
愚かしい14.75
時の12.80
どんなに13.61
叫び13.32
焦げ臭い15.10
最低13.50
一回13.50
下土12.58
償う14.34
迷い込む14.30
燃え広がる14.79
たっぷり13.52
いるか12.92
的12.51
端13.22
お願い12.92
温情14.58
とも12.37
悲鳴13.14
ばっと14.44
書き換える14.69
男好き15.28
魔法陣13.14
情けない13.50
祝福13.35
事実12.77
結婚12.95
に従い13.80
無効13.87
絶命14.07
向こう12.90
以て14.87
両腕13.60
連ねる14.35
欲求14.17
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