"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
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Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
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Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
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ば51.60
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