"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
勝手に23.04
石造り23.98
筋骨隆々24.45
掴む23.00
大歓迎24.15
要る23.68
者22.04
愚か23.48
強要24.26
見知らぬ23.93
告げる22.80
魔獣22.97
何時でも23.33
カムバック25.91
謝罪23.36
体験23.69
下さい22.34
地域23.52
連れて22.86
とは言え22.60
最初22.54
情23.87
色んな23.36
場合22.60
差し出す23.14
本当に22.34
誤字23.82
助け23.10
貞操観念25.31
筈22.97
はーい23.77
これから22.69
のに22.21
戻る22.35
消す23.13
したい22.75
剥ぐ24.02
まとも23.58
溢れる23.55
市内32.23
誘拐33.76
ー32.29
こっち32.61
置く32.56
馬鹿32.99
けれど32.43
捨てる33.06
やる32.13
い32.74
詰まる33.59
身を任せる34.93
取る32.69
ので31.80
気32.13
発生33.13
ようだ32.24
聞く31.95
低い32.95
そう31.75
一体32.67
償い34.62
傷32.94
ヘルプ34.59
精神33.21
償還36.10
野郎33.52
初夜34.51
限り32.90
いい32.05
んです32.32
ま32.85
王族33.11
いきなり32.95
をして32.06
理不尽33.67
吹っ33.29
尊大34.54
戦32.90
気付く32.70
押し付け33.70
抔32.04
佃33.25
逃亡33.96
しまった32.19
傷付ける34.12
に対して32.68
無い32.25
一人32.46
我が国33.61
それ32.40
目31.99
五32.47
さて32.78
なら32.00
脳みそ34.38
ん32.09
間32.43
婚姻33.82
庭内32.27
非道34.37

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