"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
掛け23.00
仕打ち24.35
面影24.21
もう22.11
付け火26.28
何故22.62
掴む23.00
決して22.91
どういう22.81
23.23
めっちゃ23.83
とは言え22.60
助け23.10
でしたら23.49
はっ22.79
その様22.83
異なる23.27
んだ21.80
にも22.03
ちゃんと22.69
色んな23.36
無事に23.37
付与23.45
いや22.14
送る22.89
なんか22.48
全く22.49
主人公23.33
22.97
じゃ22.24
覚悟23.02
やった22.95
これから22.69
与え22.95
あなた様24.20
何の22.78
偉丈夫24.81
そもそも22.73
仕様22.43
よって33.62
綺麗32.92
王族33.11
一体32.67
色々32.52
低い32.95
だから31.99
婚姻33.82
数百33.73
傷付ける34.12
32.13
置く32.56
33.81
非道34.37
ベッド33.01
限り32.90
それじゃあ33.25
31.96
野郎33.52
逃亡33.96
33.25
こっち32.61
初夜34.51
理不尽33.67
いい32.05
32.72
押し付け33.70
32.85
脳みそ34.38
32.47
ヘルプ34.59
けれど32.43
なさい32.85
聞く31.95
身を任せる34.93
意志33.40
32.43
尊大34.54
馬鹿32.99
取る32.69
だろ32.69
ようだ32.24
それ32.40
一人32.46
ので31.80
なら32.00
加護33.17
誘拐33.76
吹っ33.29
に対して32.68
32.29
捨てる33.06
気付く32.70
精神33.21
庭内32.27
さて32.78
償還36.10
市内32.23
我が国33.61
32.94
32.04

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