"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
居た堪れない15.11
文明国16.20
年代14.38
多価13.57
広がる13.00
懲罰14.64
気がする12.98
らしき13.34
がたがた14.93
不自由14.07
魔術12.65
希望13.24
ちゃった13.01
ダメ12.93
信じる12.80
外に12.98
ではある12.91
下土12.58
のだ11.65
今すぐ13.54
脱がす14.53
風習14.26
何これ14.04
一敗13.30
留まる13.61
13.31
構わない13.22
渋々13.82
12.65
クソ13.59
引っ13.62
悲鳴13.14
野郎共14.89
タグ14.47
聞き間違い14.52
待遇14.10
話のわかる15.35
王位継承権14.37
処置13.99
年月14.04
迫る13.06
クール14.16
片付く14.08
みたい12.65
大して13.81
僧尼12.52
裂く13.73
13.28
書き換える14.69
助かる13.03
掛かり14.10
似る13.03
離す13.22
確か12.92
に従い13.80
勇者12.61
13.56
出切る12.24
進める13.00
制約14.18
最後まで13.43
やがる13.67
発見13.22
祈り13.60
とやら13.43
繰り返し13.34
大概13.98
聞こえる12.77
にっこり13.62
孤独13.98
様子12.34
受け入れ13.34
裁定14.77
監禁14.26
入る12.14
12.97
彼の方14.59
オネエ14.61
放置13.34
話し合い13.49
オンパレード14.99
呉々も16.51
出す12.43
火を点ける14.88
13.20
下さる13.31
焦げ臭い15.10
しかし12.08
張る13.09
住む13.05
足元13.26
一人で12.92
複数人14.38
やろう13.16
申し訳ありません13.44
最低13.50
代わりに13.10
飛ばす13.20
何故か12.92
これぞ14.40

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