"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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仕事12.50
様子12.34
取り囲む13.74
入れ12.71
なんです12.80
だけど12.44
仕業13.99
火を点ける14.88
状況12.49
幸せ12.99
掛かり14.10
召す14.19
如何13.47
何だか12.94
タグ14.47
足元13.26
人柄14.12
下土12.58
たる13.17
落ち込む13.58
と言うのに13.07
んな13.82
嫌12.74
たっぷり13.52
噂12.96
裁定14.77
と共に12.60
つもり12.48
始め13.31
友人13.09
してもいい13.90
そうになった13.59
祈る13.47
裂く13.73
浴場14.35
筆跡14.83
丁重14.25
受け入れ13.34
補足説明14.87
めっ14.51
悲鳴13.14
一まとめ14.99
引っ13.62
最後まで13.43
やたら13.66
聞こえ12.93
討伐12.99
経つ13.15
慌ただしい13.99
煙13.43
出現13.22
怯える13.71
深い13.16
遭う13.72
を巡って14.19
十二分14.39
婦女暴行15.89
潜む13.68
離す13.22
把握13.17
至る13.38
キャッチアンドリリース16.37
うんと13.95
顔立ち13.62
にしろ13.62
混じる13.46
暗々15.84
まあまあ13.93
思しき13.93
機会13.05
皆の者14.61
抑制14.40
クール14.16
似る13.03
212.65
随分13.06
ちょっと12.29
付き13.15
本編14.03
降り13.19
付ける13.02
段々13.84
お気に14.04
でしょうか12.77
頑張って13.11
地続き15.21
全力13.10
目立つ13.21
マジ切れ15.88
中身13.25
もん12.71
呉れ手12.75
私服14.39
祈り13.60
勇者12.61
易い13.92
あれこれ13.89
助かる13.03
どく13.97

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