"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
償い34.62
んです32.32
縄33.81
ヘルプ34.59
さて32.78
色々32.52
目31.99
に対して32.68
なさい32.85
非道34.37
市内32.23
それ32.40
馬鹿32.99
やる32.13
逃亡33.96
お42.11
一42.47
ねぇ42.61
無傷43.76
ワケ44.10
お前42.16
としても42.63
だって42.30
近衛43.44
何42.09
あっ41.98
帰る42.52
手前43.33
中41.86
ああ42.23
まで41.84
産む43.79
え42.39
ない41.61
やら42.96
来い43.52
決まって43.34
先ずは42.86
クソ野郎44.60
腕42.52
とりあえず42.73
わよ42.78
あれ42.23
そ42.90
一応42.83
終わる42.44
取っ43.00
でも41.70
そんな41.84
少し42.13
着42.95
他42.34
殿42.18
声42.02
まぁ42.52
より42.31
っぽい53.06
魔法51.91
ながら51.91
部署54.18
ば51.60
言葉51.96
妻53.17
国王53.02
犯す53.68
別52.74
身体52.49
隠れ53.31
虐げる54.25
出52.33
彼女51.98
には51.57
様な51.80
ぞ52.08
還す54.85
って51.78
発動62.87
出し62.32
交渉63.24
今61.97
じゃない62.26
では61.75
拉致64.18
のか61.74
として61.89
わ62.11
のです62.21
態度62.94
無理矢理63.64
しか62.33
よりも62.48
来る72.08
城72.75
同僚73.84
へと72.14
部屋72.30
貴様72.99
子72.51
とは71.95
とか72.08

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