"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ようだ32.24
綺麗32.92
野郎33.52
限り32.90
取る32.69
に対して32.68
そう31.75
さて32.78
吹っ33.29
なら32.00
身を任せる34.93
32.04
しまった32.19
償還36.10
33.25
42.95
お前42.16
殿42.18
終わる42.44
まで41.84
わよ42.78
ワケ44.10
41.86
42.09
手前43.33
そんな41.84
無傷43.76
取っ43.00
ああ42.23
42.39
でも41.70
あれ42.23
まぁ42.52
42.52
より42.31
あっ41.98
42.47
42.02
だって42.30
としても42.63
42.11
先ずは42.86
少し42.13
帰る42.52
42.90
クソ野郎44.60
ない41.61
ねぇ42.61
やら42.96
一応42.83
決まって43.34
近衛43.44
来い43.52
42.34
とりあえず42.73
産む43.79
還す54.85
部署54.18
には51.57
国王53.02
って51.78
言葉51.96
隠れ53.31
52.74
様な51.80
彼女51.98
っぽい53.06
魔法51.91
52.33
身体52.49
犯す53.68
51.60
虐げる54.25
52.08
53.17
ながら51.91
では61.75
62.11
態度62.94
発動62.87
61.97
のか61.74
拉致64.18
じゃない62.26
のです62.21
よりも62.48
無理矢理63.64
として61.89
しか62.33
交渉63.24
出し62.32
てる71.65
不満73.21
とか72.08
部屋72.30
へと72.14
貴様72.99
72.75
来る72.08
72.05

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