"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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お手柔らかに14.81
神官13.11
人死に15.08
ですから12.87
お互い13.30
怒り12.96
如何13.47
次12.53
好都合14.16
用途14.03
位13.16
病害虫16.11
始まり13.52
磨き14.09
矮小14.67
私服14.39
捕まえる13.41
やたら13.66
マジ13.30
もう一人13.48
経つ13.15
またしても13.96
深い13.16
女12.48
目一杯14.63
みたい12.65
確定13.62
出現13.22
仕業13.99
本編14.03
我ら13.27
振り払う13.79
質感14.50
じゃね14.02
わね12.77
付き13.15
今度12.69
お願いします13.20
頃12.85
抗議13.70
抑制14.40
にこり14.08
無断で14.57
困難13.56
決める12.93
何者13.64
ではある12.91
叶う13.54
そろそろ12.88
裂く13.73
無視13.03
使用人13.36
足元13.26
見張り13.59
裁定14.77
に対する12.99
いつ13.24
間もなく13.66
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乱13.85
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始める12.48
向こう12.90
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いるか12.92
メッセージ13.81
代わりに13.10
戯ける14.98
迷い込む14.30
響き13.37
何やら13.19
気持ち12.61
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七日12.50
それは11.95
姿12.21
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装う13.97
カーテン13.98
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忌々しい13.96
日記14.14
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出す12.43
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共12.85
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平民13.37
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希望13.24
沈黙13.25
オネエ14.61
程度12.58
記憶12.80
編む14.02
これぞ14.40

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