"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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状況12.49
血塗れ14.35
お願いします13.20
無暗に14.45
使う12.10
聞き間違い14.52
結婚12.95
務め13.69
七日12.50
日記14.14
始める12.48
怯え13.52
自由意志15.11
一仕事14.64
目立つ13.21
吸う13.47
辿る13.27
高い12.51
当に15.04
深める13.69
マシ13.53
13.31
感想13.18
四端13.17
お互い13.30
何やら13.19
を以て13.98
二人12.19
使用人13.36
感じ12.29
痛く13.78
殺し12.99
申し訳ありません13.44
かも知れない12.21
寒い13.54
平民13.37
了承13.62
について12.42
栄誉14.48
真っ赤13.24
と言った12.53
だり13.41
魔術12.65
快く14.08
これで12.58
申し訳ない13.42
代わり13.62
たっぷり13.52
にしろ13.62
なぁ12.56
非ず14.97
愚かしい14.75
やっぱり12.64
探す12.81
12.72
遊ぶ13.13
もん12.71
栄養14.05
追う13.24
飛ばす13.20
なんです12.80
堪らない13.91
見付ける14.31
頑張って13.11
きっかけ13.69
病害虫16.11
嫁取り15.24
図る13.73
詰る14.64
怨嗟14.42
ドレス13.23
どうやら12.64
時の12.80
香油14.92
みたいな12.70
引っ13.62
黙る12.92
そうになった13.59
祝詞13.05
足元13.26
無礼13.80
一人で12.92
貢献14.04
出現13.22
薄っすら13.79
振り払う13.79
本音13.60
全力13.10
お話13.21
事実12.77
若しも13.42
迷い込む14.30
随分13.06
好都合14.16
勇者12.61
事はない12.83
選ぶ12.84
めっ14.51
尽くす13.43

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