"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
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Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
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Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

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WordFrequencyDifficulty
呉れ手12.75
との事13.24
頑張れ13.70
これぞ14.40
元気13.07
臥する13.59
とも12.37
失敬14.56
身を以て15.12
深い13.16
設ける14.21
ですから12.87
何だか12.94
発見13.22
制約14.18
死ぬ12.49
それも12.72
連絡13.05
年月14.04
高が13.91
放置13.34
美しい12.99
納得12.79
嫁取り15.24
クソ13.59
様子12.34
お手柔らかに14.81
余り12.47
始め13.31
お気に14.04
素晴らしい13.20
念入り14.29
野性14.70
祈る13.47
随分13.06
蔑ろ14.33
下さる13.31
追う13.24
やたら13.66
中々12.84
残る12.71
聞き13.08
鎮まる14.87
呉々も16.51
遠慮13.41
第一位14.58
らしき13.34
前12.31
今まで12.69
途端13.59
代わりに13.10
何やら13.19
質感14.50
破る13.43
易い13.92
魔法陣13.14
捕まえる13.41
丁度13.59
贖い15.48
尽くす13.43
顔立ち13.62
始める12.48
そうになった13.59
消える12.71
ばっと14.44
マッチ14.37
痛く13.78
始まり13.52
使う12.10
浴場14.35
持ち掛ける14.77
まとめて13.56
しかし12.08
怒る12.88
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