"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
年後14.14
交ず12.82
直ぐに12.43
忌々しい13.96
怒り12.96
婦女暴行15.89
自覚13.31
放火14.76
と言うのに13.07
って言う12.83
極まりない13.97
了承13.62
以上12.42
疫病14.50
12.15
暗々15.84
たる13.17
怨嗟14.42
両脇14.12
おしまい14.09
始める12.48
詰る14.64
無事13.09
襲う12.75
燃え広がる14.79
日記14.14
風習14.26
話し合い13.49
近付く13.36
言い含める14.51
13.43
分かんない13.73
話のわかる15.35
じゃね14.02
すっごく13.97
怯え13.52
居た堪れない15.11
叫び13.32
ねー12.79
12.53
最後12.63
贖い15.48
13.14
からい14.76
素晴らしい13.20
機会13.05
まとめて13.56
爆上がり15.50
爆発13.24
めっ14.51
付く12.78
露知らず15.04
しまう12.03
うんと13.95
12.97
大概13.98
唯一13.27
若しも13.42
メイド服13.99
やっぱり12.64
無論13.28
広がる13.00
太い声15.56
野性14.70
無断で14.57
病害虫16.11
落ち込む13.58
酷い13.02
行き交う14.29
人柄14.12
向こう12.90
浮かび上がる13.66
探しに13.93
掛かり14.10
何やら13.19
それどころではない14.54
だり13.41
お願い12.92
行き13.32
以外12.55
始め13.31
幸せ12.99
溢れ13.33
殺し12.99
おお12.89
倉庫13.49
12.84
近寄る13.45
掛ける13.30
将に13.16
薄っすら13.79
高い12.51
14.55
ちゃった13.01
やたら13.66
交信14.59
納得12.79
なくても良い14.50
一仕事14.64
同意13.33

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