"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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今すぐ13.54
友人13.09
矢先に14.66
一幅14.03
頑張って13.11
遊ぶ13.13
納得12.79
13.71
これで12.58
体力13.19
じゃね14.02
12.62
出来12.54
掛ける13.30
最悪13.24
成功13.02
不行き届き15.37
私服14.39
求める13.21
メイド服13.99
どこぞ14.10
お話13.21
在らせられる14.77
美しい12.99
これぞ14.40
最低13.50
聞き間違い14.52
装う13.97
似る13.03
言い含める14.51
クソ13.59
反抗的14.73
何じゃ13.36
塗れ13.95
舐め13.66
元気13.07
真っ赤13.24
うんと13.95
祈る13.47
越える13.59
不自由14.07
BL14.76
お友達13.90
発見13.22
13.85
第一位14.58
たっぷり13.52
孤独13.98
刺刀13.16
償う14.34
12.51
向かう12.31
でしょうか12.77
王位継承権14.37
夢にも思わない15.85
犯罪13.81
確か12.92
事態13.11
ちゃう12.74
二人12.19
安寧14.32
制約14.18
平穏13.83
貞操14.73
病害虫16.11
そっち13.10
次に13.13
近寄る13.45
12.96
掛かり14.10
殴る13.17
はい12.31
振り払う13.79
歪める13.66
タグ14.47
おしまい14.09
片付く14.08
心のまま14.99
肉片14.29
キャー14.63
12.85
寒い13.54
待遇14.10
重々しい14.11
とも12.37
13.53
立つ12.58
情けない13.50
入れ12.71
お願いします13.20
香油14.92
向こう12.90
たの13.30
逞しい13.99
追う13.24
経緯13.65
設ける14.21
してもいい13.90
年代14.38

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