"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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おまけに13.78
情けない13.50
でしょうか12.77
程度12.58
まあまあ13.93
罪13.31
手入れ13.12
ゴミ13.82
書き換える14.69
なんです12.80
情け14.34
放置13.34
平民13.37
歪む13.51
着く13.05
よね12.43
丁度13.59
メイド服13.99
堪らない13.91
乱13.85
胸が痛む14.99
なんだ12.26
お話13.21
との事13.24
もの11.96
貞操14.73
逆らう13.71
友情13.99
術12.84
女12.48
段々13.84
美味しい12.91
隙13.12
一石三鳥15.61
広がる13.00
豪華13.71
話し合い13.49
落ち込む13.58
はい12.31
出切る12.24
ものを12.71
やたら13.66
騎士12.31
力12.15
自分でも13.59
酷い13.02
そろそろ12.88
時間12.25
もん12.71
させる12.36
だけど12.44
懲罰14.64
怯え13.52
矢先に14.66
無くなる13.38
叶う13.54
遊ぶ13.13
つもり12.48
捕まる13.48
趣味が悪い15.01
暮12.46
連絡13.05
信じる12.80
使う12.10
向かう12.31
振り払う13.79
なぁ12.56
待遇14.10
たの13.30
迷い込む14.30
寒い13.54
拍子14.27
お手柔らかに14.81
しまう12.03
前12.31
抗議13.70
青ざめる13.86
お願いします13.20
切れ手14.11
片付く14.08
非常に12.99
わね12.77
以上12.42
あれこれ13.89
どうしても13.16
カリスマ14.48
仕業13.99
以外12.55
絶命14.07
僧尼12.52
遠慮13.41
尽くす13.43
BL14.76
お金13.09
以内12.31
最悪13.24
次に13.13
と言った12.53
高13.14

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