"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ば51.60
隠れ53.31
別52.74
って51.78
部署54.18
っぽい53.06
には51.57
彼女51.98
妻53.17
ぞ52.08
犯す53.68
還す54.85
身体52.49
様な51.80
出52.33
言葉51.96
虐げる54.25
魔法51.91
ああ42.23
そんな41.84
わよ42.78
腕42.52
一42.47
手前43.33
クソ野郎44.60
一応42.83
来い43.52
より42.31
中41.86
まぁ42.52
声42.02
終わる42.44
着42.95
殿42.18
え42.39
無傷43.76
ねぇ42.61
近衛43.44
やら42.96
他42.34
でも41.70
取っ43.00
ワケ44.10
まで41.84
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お前42.16
あっ41.98
だって42.30
としても42.63
そ42.90
とりあえず42.73
ない41.61
少し42.13
あれ42.23
お42.11
帰る42.52
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何42.09
産む43.79
一人32.46
目31.99
いきなり32.95
押し付け33.70
我が国33.61
ヘルプ34.59
ので31.80
佃33.25
馬鹿32.99
婚姻33.82
尊大34.54
しまった32.19
それじゃあ33.25
色々32.52
んです32.32
それ32.40
償い34.62
初夜34.51
ー32.29
けれど32.43
数百33.73
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いい32.05
抔32.04
よって33.62
ん32.09
に対して32.68
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をして32.06
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一体32.67
だから31.99
加護33.17
置く32.56
庭内32.27
見31.96
なら32.00
野郎33.52
こっち32.61
捨てる33.06
戦32.90

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