"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
53.17
様な51.80
隠れ53.31
彼女51.98
言葉51.96
還す54.85
51.60
って51.78
国王53.02
52.08
52.74
魔法51.91
部署54.18
ながら51.91
っぽい53.06
虐げる54.25
には51.57
52.33
42.52
少し42.13
産む43.79
お前42.16
42.47
取っ43.00
手前43.33
終わる42.44
先ずは42.86
そんな41.84
やら42.96
42.02
まぁ42.52
近衛43.44
ねぇ42.61
ない41.61
決まって43.34
来い43.52
まで41.84
でも41.70
42.39
42.11
42.34
一応42.83
42.90
だって42.30
ああ42.23
とりあえず42.73
無傷43.76
42.09
より42.31
42.95
41.86
あっ41.98
ワケ44.10
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わよ42.78
としても42.63
殿42.18
クソ野郎44.60
あれ42.23
置く32.56
逃亡33.96
いい32.05
けれど32.43
32.47
31.96
意志33.40
我が国33.61
初夜34.51
誘拐33.76
償還36.10
無い32.25
取る32.69
婚姻33.82
に対して32.68
31.99
やる32.13
綺麗32.92
32.85
庭内32.27
馬鹿32.99
限り32.90
よって33.62
いきなり32.95
31.90
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市内32.23
だろ32.69
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33.25
こっち32.61
尊大34.54
詰まる33.59
捨てる33.06
理不尽33.67
そう31.75
32.09
償い34.62
それじゃあ33.25
32.94

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