"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
還す54.85
ながら51.91
虐げる54.25
部署54.18
52.08
っぽい53.06
51.60
魔法51.91
国王53.02
隠れ53.31
彼女51.98
様な51.80
って51.78
には51.57
言葉51.96
52.33
身体52.49
52.74
42.11
先ずは42.86
近衛43.44
42.39
としても42.63
42.95
少し42.13
ああ42.23
だって42.30
そんな41.84
ねぇ42.61
手前43.33
まで41.84
決まって43.34
ない41.61
無傷43.76
41.86
クソ野郎44.60
一応42.83
より42.31
42.09
わよ42.78
来い43.52
とりあえず42.73
42.47
帰る42.52
42.02
42.90
殿42.18
取っ43.00
お前42.16
まぁ42.52
でも41.70
やら42.96
終わる42.44
あっ41.98
42.34
ワケ44.10
産む43.79
あれ42.23
42.52
吹っ33.29
綺麗32.92
やる32.13
理不尽33.67
32.94
意志33.40
32.85
我が国33.61
身を任せる34.93
婚姻33.82
数百33.73
馬鹿32.99
32.43
聞く31.95
33.81
尊大34.54
気付く32.70
無い32.25
発生33.13
置く32.56
逃亡33.96
んです32.32
をして32.06
31.90
精神33.21
一体32.67
こっち32.61
だから31.99
ので31.80
王族33.11
傷付ける34.12
ヘルプ34.59
非道34.37
32.72
脳みそ34.38
捨てる33.06
押し付け33.70
32.74
に対して32.68
よって33.62
31.96

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