"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
っぽい53.06
出52.33
別52.74
ぞ52.08
犯す53.68
彼女51.98
部署54.18
還す54.85
虐げる54.25
言葉51.96
魔法51.91
ば51.60
隠れ53.31
国王53.02
って51.78
様な51.80
ながら51.91
身体52.49
帰る42.52
クソ野郎44.60
そ42.90
ワケ44.10
先ずは42.86
終わる42.44
殿42.18
着42.95
やら42.96
あれ42.23
何42.09
ああ42.23
だって42.30
一応42.83
近衛43.44
中41.86
お42.11
産む43.79
ない41.61
無傷43.76
ねぇ42.61
より42.31
わよ42.78
あっ41.98
お前42.16
取っ43.00
声42.02
まぁ42.52
でも41.70
とりあえず42.73
え42.39
としても42.63
少し42.13
決まって43.34
手前43.33
腕42.52
他42.34
来い43.52
そんな41.84
まで41.84
一42.47
ん32.09
五32.47
だから31.99
気付く32.70
見31.96
いい32.05
気32.13
ようだ32.24
一体32.67
一人32.46
限り32.90
佃33.25
精神33.21
様31.90
身を任せる34.93
詰まる33.59
いきなり32.95
抔32.04
よって33.62
不32.72
に対して32.68
ヘルプ34.59
王族33.11
さて32.78
戦32.90
傷32.94
ま32.85
こっち32.61
初夜34.51
間32.43
婚姻33.82
捨てる33.06
無い32.25
償い34.62
置く32.56
そう31.75
目31.99
ー32.29
なら32.00
誘拐33.76
縄33.81

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