"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
思いで14.02
12.97
迷惑13.31
うん12.39
次期13.76
疫病14.50
確り14.75
慌てる12.84
14.08
無理難題14.57
オネエ14.61
13.11
仕事12.50
何やら13.19
13.12
装う13.97
呉れ手12.75
経験12.96
付く12.78
12.15
歪める13.66
って言う12.83
風習14.26
最悪13.24
申し訳ない13.42
以内12.31
失敬14.56
12.30
追う13.24
メイド服13.99
近付く13.36
薄っすら13.79
信じられない13.47
男の子13.51
把握13.17
メートル13.08
14.55
振り払う13.79
住む13.05
監督13.94
非業16.01
刺刀13.16
質感14.50
12.30
聞かす13.61
友人13.09
平気で14.11
使う12.10
受け入れ13.34
将に13.16
燃え上がる14.04
それも12.72
爆発13.24
ぶちギレ15.76
火を点ける14.88
似る13.03
毎日13.21
驚く12.62
光栄13.87
見目14.55
12.71
凄い12.72
粗末に扱う15.74
荷渡し14.31
連絡13.05
普段12.97
オンパレード14.99
怒声14.02
極まりない13.97
留まる13.61
了承13.62
直す13.51
痛く13.78
当たる13.06
いらして下さい15.07
複数人14.38
怯え13.52
愚かしい14.75
ちゃった13.01
ダメ12.93
マジ切れ15.88
にしろ13.62
欠点13.93
近寄る13.45
13.14
話のわかる15.35
としたら13.18
他にも13.22
行き13.32
胸が痛む14.99
無論13.28
育ち14.01
図る13.73
納得12.79
立つ12.58
代わり13.62
磨き14.09
その時はその時14.87
火照る14.55
拍子14.27

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