"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
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Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
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Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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見31.96
不32.72
吹っ33.29
しまった32.19
をして32.06
抔32.04
ま32.85
だろ32.69
やる32.13
さて32.78
庭内32.27
様31.90
気付く32.70
ようだ32.24
償還36.10
間32.43
馬鹿32.99
だから31.99
いきなり32.95
佃33.25
我が国33.61
市内32.23
ヘルプ34.59
よって33.62
一人32.46
押し付け33.70
脳みそ34.38
理不尽33.67
無い32.25
目31.99
非道34.37
捨てる33.06
償い34.62
色々32.52
最初22.54
とんでもない23.37
身長23.45
共に23.28
変22.97
やった22.95
当然22.54
せる22.17
全く22.49
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強い22.36
頂ける23.53
勝手に23.04
だの23.51
まさか22.68
掛け23.00
上22.23
要る23.68
めっちゃ23.83
戻す23.27
処22.38
禁ず25.91
大歓迎24.15
上げる22.58
管理23.26
臭い23.42
そもそも22.73
大きな22.50
色んな23.36
なんか22.48
受け22.61
身体的24.56
こそこそ24.24
誘拐婚25.97
建物23.04
美形24.02
アタシ23.62
意味22.49
理23.23
花嫁24.10
窓23.09
読む22.89
じゃあ22.61
凌辱25.08
とは言え22.60
溢れる23.55
丈21.71
酷く23.32
二佐22.98
あら23.12
何故22.62
前代未聞24.59
あの子23.24
使用23.03
偉丈夫24.81
強要24.26
待つ22.41
お仕事23.73
者22.04
差し出す23.14
カムバック25.91
ここ22.11
筈22.97
笑23.83
これから22.69

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