"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
32.47
誘拐33.76
吹っ33.29
取る32.69
そう31.75
32.04
婚姻33.82
けれど32.43
こっち32.61
しまった32.19
理不尽33.67
聞く31.95
ようだ32.24
我が国33.61
限り32.90
やる32.13
詰まる33.59
33.81
庭内32.27
無い32.25
32.85
いい32.05
尊大34.54
低い32.95
一人32.46
31.90
んです32.32
置く32.56
押し付け33.70
32.29
身を任せる34.93
数百33.73
初夜34.51
市内32.23
王族33.11
溢れる23.55
22.89
22.55
せる22.17
捧げる23.50
管理23.26
無事に23.37
思い22.61
倫理観24.68
とは言え22.60
上げる22.58
はっ22.79
なんか22.48
これ22.15
最初22.54
である21.76
未だ22.14
帳代23.86
だろう21.78
おかしい22.76
与え22.95
恐らくは23.44
逃げ出す23.33
たり22.26
22.47
当然22.54
協力23.04
相手22.18
助け23.10
文字23.20
酷く23.32
大きな22.50
心身24.27
何時でも23.33
手渡し24.10
下さい22.34
お仕事23.73
戻る22.35
色んな23.36
掴む23.00
23.53
こそこそ24.24
優しい22.76
いや22.14
これから22.69
ここ22.11
石造り23.98
カムバック25.91
臭い23.42
建物23.04
羨ましい23.48
指を鳴らす24.56
付け火26.28
侮辱24.05
22.97
準備22.67
そうやって23.58
どういう22.81
異なる23.27
禁じる24.01
ちゃんと22.69
もう22.11
連れて22.86
怒鳴る23.71
今夜23.57

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