"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
真っ赤13.24
荷渡し14.31
始まり13.52
探す12.81
迫る13.06
室内13.51
降臨14.07
全力13.10
疫病14.50
うんと13.95
自分でも13.59
掛かり14.10
自業自得14.03
当たる13.06
無理難題14.57
屈強14.12
罪13.31
と言うのに13.07
聞こえる12.77
舐め13.66
助かる13.03
出現13.22
捕まる13.48
放火14.76
着く13.05
不行き届き15.37
吸う13.47
制約14.18
爆発13.24
情け14.34
嫌12.74
古い13.58
人達13.16
遊ぶ13.13
夢にも思わない15.85
マジ13.30
オネエ14.61
非業16.01
友情13.99
処置13.99
やたら13.66
呉々も16.51
になると13.20
一下14.26
我ら13.27
数日13.33
なので12.48
無くなる13.38
術12.84
迷い13.59
毎日13.21
でしょうか12.77
そろそろ12.88
おしまい14.09
怯える13.71
着せる13.98
痩せ14.11
一旦13.37
飛ばす13.20
年代14.38
じゃね14.02
女12.48
美しい12.99
心のまま14.99
タグ14.47
響き13.37
を巡って14.19
魔女13.19
お話13.21
怯え13.52
皆の者14.61
離す13.22
なんです12.80
薄っすら13.79
勇者12.61
ものを12.71
途端13.59
なぁ12.56
BL14.76
最後まで13.43
留守14.09
位13.16
野郎共14.89
地続き15.21
他に13.02
把握13.17
絶命14.07
高が13.91
と共に12.60
懲罰14.64
足元13.26
隙13.12
帰り13.48
普通12.64
深い13.16
ねー12.79
その時はその時14.87
メッセージ13.81
犯罪者13.88
遠慮13.41

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