"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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汚い13.84
如何13.47
訴える13.79
病害虫16.11
恥ずかしい13.05
趣味が悪い15.01
申し訳ありません13.44
立つ12.58
離す13.22
とも12.37
程度12.58
隔て14.67
13.20
返す12.90
クール14.16
薄物15.81
矮小14.67
もん12.71
見付ける14.31
について12.42
なぁ12.56
我慾13.43
との事13.24
なんだ12.26
ばっと14.44
興奮13.38
その他諸々14.73
不遜14.39
時間12.25
露知らず15.04
襲う12.75
一緒に12.46
敬意13.96
爆上がり15.50
虐待14.50
渋々13.82
前提13.58
処置13.99
事態13.11
遠慮13.41
自分でも13.59
農作物14.60
12.53
下土12.58
ねー12.79
同意13.33
飛ばす13.20
しまう12.03
何じゃ13.36
話のわかる15.35
信じられない13.47
入れ12.71
香油14.92
第一位14.58
他に13.02
騎士12.31
とんだ14.13
そうになった13.59
追う13.24
嫁取り15.24
私服14.39
振り上げる13.66
人達13.16
今更ながら14.17
本編14.03
ねえ12.74
今すぐ13.54
日記14.14
始め13.31
12.72
声を出す14.01
からい14.76
BL14.76
付き13.15
どこぞ14.10
美しい12.99
いるか12.92
居た堪れない15.11
肉片14.29
挟む13.31
混じる13.46
13.31
何これ14.04
怯える13.71
わね12.77
二人12.19
もう一人13.48
に過ぎない13.53
13.56
越える13.59
たっぷり13.52
複数人14.38
迫る13.06
思える12.63
どうやら12.64
一人で12.92
権利13.65
って言う12.83
13.12

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