"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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我ら13.27
でもない12.85
静か13.43
青ざめる13.86
代わり13.62
事実12.77
溢れ13.33
贖い15.48
12.74
かも知れない12.21
編む14.02
巫山戯る15.31
らしき13.34
栄誉14.48
祈り13.60
ショック13.60
聞き13.08
鎮まる14.87
浮かび上がる13.66
光栄13.87
信じられない13.47
一旦13.37
13.31
了承13.62
とやら13.43
二人12.19
聞こえ12.93
大して13.81
処置13.99
心のまま14.99
無視13.03
今すぐ13.54
慌ただしい13.99
これで12.58
太い声15.56
中々12.84
弟子12.49
挟む13.31
消える12.71
パッと14.16
逆らう13.71
だり13.41
思いで14.02
持ち掛ける14.77
ないか12.68
暗々15.84
怒る12.88
普段12.97
扱い13.04
魔術12.65
お気に14.04
高が13.91
以外12.55
本音13.60
現れる12.76
どこぞ14.10
申し訳ありません13.44
ほら13.02
13.91
目一杯14.63
燃え上がる14.04
時間12.25
担当13.35
手入れ13.12
感想13.18
付ける13.02
絶命14.07
爆発13.24
13.32
ゴミ13.82
話す12.73
襲う12.75
倉庫13.49
貰う12.51
13.43
肉片14.29
ギャグ14.57
どうして12.71
次に13.13
寡黙14.50
やたら13.66
降り13.19
ですから12.87
13.28
そうになった13.59
趣味13.37
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拍子14.27
連絡13.05
魔法陣13.14
貞操14.73
今更ながら14.17
汗だく14.66
聖女13.12
付く12.78
を以て13.98
戦い12.55
無効13.87
逃げる12.85

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