"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
助け23.10
全く22.49
石造り23.98
羨ましい23.48
あなた達23.65
シーツ24.21
おかしい22.76
初対面23.84
共に23.28
剥ぐ24.02
22.97
掴む23.00
逃げ出す23.33
いけない22.71
文字23.20
豪奢24.14
最上位24.32
差し出す23.14
単なる23.61
今夜23.57
異なる23.27
勝手に23.04
なんか22.48
カムバック25.91
主人公23.33
こそこそ24.24
とても22.67
そうやって23.58
怒鳴る23.71
恐らくは23.44
ちゃんと22.69
22.67
禁ず25.91
どういう22.81
捧げる23.50
地域23.52
付与23.45
準備22.67
下さい22.34
のに22.21
たり22.26
頂ける23.53
はっ22.79
いや22.14
大事22.94
覚悟23.02
魔獣22.97
待つ22.41
21.71
誤字23.82
大歓迎24.15
掛け23.00
何時でも23.33
何を22.46
22.04
愚か23.48
だの23.51
優しい22.76
大きな22.50
23.87
禁じる24.01
22.22
意味22.49
刀伊23.64
前代未聞24.59
未だ22.14
整う23.66
じゃ22.24
余所24.09
帳代23.86
22.38
あの子23.24
酷く23.32
体験23.69
溢れる23.55
23.06
いえ22.75
心身24.27
建物23.04
こんな22.33
消す23.13
あなた様24.20
悪い22.37
と言って22.71
落ち23.01
まさか22.68
何の22.78
無事に23.37
なのに22.74
したい22.75
筋骨隆々24.45
受ける22.66
その様22.83
忘れる22.74
連れて22.86
貞操観念25.31
受け22.61
とてもとても24.71
誘拐婚25.97
同じ22.31

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