"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

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用途14.03
我ら13.27
出切る12.24
裁定14.77
自己犠牲14.88
戻って来る14.38
放置13.34
丁重14.25
一石三鳥15.61
補足説明14.87
魔法陣13.14
12.96
普通12.64
13.16
きっと12.65
寒い13.54
好都合14.16
書き換える14.69
当たる13.06
風習14.26
祈り13.60
思える12.63
逞しい13.99
栄誉14.48
にっこり13.62
お友達13.90
務め13.69
何やら13.19
ショック13.60
13.28
使用人13.36
気分12.99
七日12.50
救い13.62
所へ13.57
11.97
メッセージ13.81
死ぬ12.49
何故か12.92
掛ける13.30
と言った12.53
どうしても13.16
随分13.06
わね12.77
静か13.43
露知らず15.04
安寧14.32
一緒に12.46
祝福13.35
13.12
拍子14.27
対す14.86
12.87
設ける14.21
混じる13.46
普段12.97
遊ぶ13.13
降臨14.07
分かる12.00
お願いします13.20
12.85
殺し12.99
今まで12.69
でもない12.85
しまう12.03
無礼13.80
裂く13.73
頑張れ13.70
13.56
怯える13.71
信じる12.80
事態13.11
名礼13.69
入れ12.71
示し13.48
非常に12.99
決める12.93
と共に12.60
入浴14.23
確定13.62
塗れ13.95
犯罪者13.88
きっかけ13.69
お子14.94
だり13.41
向かう12.31
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付き13.15
求める13.21
年後14.14
害意14.52
迫る13.06
多価13.57
鎮まる14.87
キャー14.63
たる13.17
挟む13.31
その他諸々14.73
使用者14.17

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