"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

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了承13.62
両腕13.60
張る13.09
ですから12.87
使用人13.36
ギャグ14.57
太い声15.56
12.68
ではある12.91
年後14.14
入浴14.23
因に12.87
平気で14.11
外囲13.11
一敗13.30
いらして下さい15.07
逞しい13.99
そっち13.10
ちょっと12.29
現れる12.76
それ以上13.13
襲う12.75
僧尼12.52
大して13.81
豪華13.71
やがる13.67
呉々も16.51
とんだ14.13
歪む13.51
一仕事14.64
如く13.59
お気に14.04
丁度13.59
召す14.19
敬意13.96
無効13.87
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高が13.91
確定13.62
野郎共14.89
二人12.19
13.16
確り14.75
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迷い13.59
寒い13.54
片付く14.08
祈り13.60
おい12.87
監禁14.26
なので12.48
祈る13.47
四端13.17
肉片14.29
叫び13.32
あり12.26
お金13.09
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非常に12.99
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示し13.48
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12.96
とも12.37
何か12.12
よね12.43
だり13.41
申し訳ありません13.44
務め13.69
12.30
12.46
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下さる13.31
だけど12.44
にしろ13.62
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からい14.76
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タグ14.47
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振り上げる13.66
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アレ13.12
あんな12.93
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越え13.58
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12.44
入れ12.71
切れ手14.11
経緯13.65
焦げ臭い15.10
扱い13.04
無いと13.66
してもいい13.90
邪神13.54

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