"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
22.04
どういう22.81
魔獣22.97
花嫁24.10
帳代23.86
格好23.19
もう22.11
23.09
はっ22.79
22.89
仕様22.43
やった22.95
羨ましい23.48
使用23.03
身体的24.56
怒鳴る23.71
そうやって23.58
いけ好かない24.87
書く22.69
悪い22.37
強要24.26
23.23
パチン24.53
本当に22.34
落ちる22.99
読む22.89
付け火26.28
よる23.28
戻る22.35
場合22.60
あなた達23.65
22.67
要る23.68
シーツ24.21
瞬間22.61
倫理観24.68
んだ21.80
溢れる23.55
見付け24.58
戻し23.62
いけない22.71
響く23.00
覚悟23.02
整う23.66
お仕事23.73
協力23.04
両腕13.60
降り13.19
野生13.95
みたい12.65
彼の方14.59
振り上げる13.66
12.96
知り合う14.06
13.31
人達13.16
決める12.93
程度12.58
歪む13.51
破る13.43
選ぶ12.84
事はない12.83
キャッチアンドリリース16.37
どんなに13.61
結婚12.95
着せる13.98
捕まる13.48
降臨14.07
一仕事14.64
溢れ13.33
薄っすら13.79
でもない12.85
人死に15.08
処置13.99
抗議13.70
魔術12.65
飛ばす13.20
騎士12.31
パッと14.16
今更ながら14.17
のだ11.65
済む13.11
体力13.19
怯える13.71
BL14.76
無効13.87
無礼13.80
悲鳴13.14
を巡って14.19
屈強14.12
明確13.49
所へ13.57
お願いします13.20
間もなく13.66
オネエ14.61
カリスマ14.48
12.85
13.28
幸せ12.99
一回13.50

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