"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

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痛く13.78
四端13.17
病害虫16.11
とも12.37
聞き間違い14.52
無論13.28
掛ける13.30
放置13.34
可愛い12.81
混じる13.46
堪らない13.91
経つ13.15
火を点ける14.88
あり12.26
付く12.78
それどころではない14.54
王位継承権14.37
失敬14.56
13.31
としたら13.18
無効13.87
書き加える15.81
連絡13.05
日記14.14
無礼13.80
磨き14.09
把握13.17
ばっと14.44
結婚12.95
張る13.09
念入り14.29
最後まで13.43
身を以て15.12
普段12.97
12.87
住む13.05
抗議13.70
一石三鳥15.61
酷い13.02
確定13.62
どうして12.71
返す12.90
おお12.89
中々12.84
浴場14.35
ではある12.91
血塗れ14.35
飛ばす13.20
状況12.49
について12.42
驚く12.62
浮かび上がる13.66
手入れ13.12
直ぐに12.43
探す12.81
何これ14.04
どんなに13.61
一幅14.03
切れ手14.11
香油14.92
人柄14.12
話のわかる15.35
訴える13.79
ぶちギレ15.76
今まで12.69
美味しい12.91
平気で14.11
一敗13.30
メイド服13.99
丁重14.25
なぁ12.56
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栄誉14.48
安泰14.46
聞こえる12.77
お気に14.04
入れ12.71
孤独13.98
麗しい14.16
年後14.14
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酷い仕打ち15.33
クソ13.59
落ち込む13.58
挟む13.31
もう一人13.48
ゴミ13.82
裂く13.73
出来12.54
丸で12.60
祝詞13.05
欠点13.93
設ける14.21
いつ13.24
やっぱり12.64
これまた13.87
比べる13.21
じゃね14.02
立つ12.58

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