"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

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どうやら12.64
出現13.22
一緒に12.46
一まとめ14.99
如く13.59
素晴らしい13.20
彼の方14.59
無いと13.66
近付く13.36
一旦13.37
お話13.21
無断で14.57
詰る14.64
逆らう13.71
向こう12.90
挙げ句14.26
残る12.71
もう一人13.48
可哀想に14.39
青ざめる13.86
たった13.33
処置13.99
監督13.94
平身低頭15.16
だけど12.44
確定13.62
討伐12.99
12.44
死ぬ12.49
すっごく13.97
野性14.70
経緯13.65
寒い13.54
平気で14.11
自業自得14.03
破る13.43
話し合い13.49
にして12.30
下土12.58
震え13.19
引っ13.62
迷い込む14.30
うんと13.95
切れ手14.11
麗しい14.16
13.32
受け入れ13.34
恨み辛み15.31
うん12.39
申し訳ない13.42
状況12.49
入る12.14
丸で12.60
追う13.24
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なんだ12.26
野生13.95
どうして12.71
12.51
始まり13.52
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一幅14.03
またしても13.96
設ける14.21
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なんです12.80
広がる13.00
ついでに13.19
だり13.41
邪神13.54
歪める13.66
在らせられる14.77
尽くす13.43
焦げ臭い15.10
燃え広がる14.79
13.16
何だか12.94
騎士12.31
以上12.42
編む14.02
爆上がり15.50
キャー14.63
発見13.22
今更ながら14.17
薄い13.15
惣社13.37
無事13.09
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に過ぎない13.53
抗議13.70
酷い13.02
んな13.82
混じる13.46
放置13.34
栄誉14.48
多価13.57
育ち14.01
姿12.21
始める12.48

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