"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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神官13.11
戯ける14.98
こ13.11
着せる13.98
場12.71
212.65
幼児退行15.38
討伐12.99
補足説明14.87
一仕事14.64
事実12.77
麗しい14.16
怒声14.02
権利13.65
使う12.10
ないか12.68
病害虫16.11
出切る12.24
あんな12.93
ギャグ14.57
一まとめ14.99
肉片14.29
とやら13.43
それ以上13.13
惣社13.37
主12.62
わね12.77
テンション13.68
ダメ12.93
なので12.48
響き13.37
にしろ13.62
にして12.30
頑張って13.11
外囲13.11
何じゃ13.36
育ち14.01
両脇14.12
一切13.13
程度12.58
らしき13.34
パッと14.16
爆上がり15.50
壊す13.30
巷14.55
ついでに13.19
向こう12.90
不行き届き15.37
化粧14.00
光栄13.87
信じる12.80
クセに14.74
殺意13.71
だり13.41
設ける14.21
貢献14.04
顔立ち13.62
物12.51
痩せ14.11
からい14.76
だけど12.44
申し訳ない13.42
時の12.80
野生13.95
鎮まる14.87
非常に12.99
監禁14.26
でく14.20
きっと12.65
編む14.02
中身13.25
舐め13.66
下土12.58
越え13.58
見付ける14.31
施す13.52
からして13.45
どうして12.71
どんなに13.61
趣味13.37
それは11.95
マッサージ14.34
始める12.48
にっこり13.62
たっぷり13.52
うん12.39
気色悪い14.87
マジ切れ15.88
随分13.06
稀13.91
燃え広がる14.79
掛かり14.10
凄い12.72
どこぞ14.10
かも知れない12.21
自分でも13.59
屈強14.12
ねえ12.74
明確13.49

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