"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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薄い13.15
顔立ち13.62
化粧14.00
探す12.81
困難13.56
憤慨14.24
辛い13.16
ついでに13.19
歩く12.65
壊す13.30
慌てる12.84
罪13.31
界13.71
お子14.94
的12.51
着せる13.98
お気に14.04
幸福13.74
使用者14.17
共12.85
度13.32
無礼13.80
その他諸々14.73
巻き付ける14.43
十二分14.39
出す12.43
付く12.78
邪神13.54
見目14.55
所へ13.57
多価13.57
入れ12.71
何者13.64
消える12.71
日記14.14
余り12.47
と言った12.53
無くなる13.38
途端13.59
書き換える14.69
塗れ13.95
施す13.52
叫び13.32
みたいな12.70
マジ切れ15.88
一敗13.30
扱い13.04
取り囲む13.74
一切13.13
装う13.97
混じる13.46
メッセージ13.81
お金13.09
思いで14.02
蹂躙13.73
求める13.21
犯罪13.81
平気で14.11
信じられない13.47
仕業13.99
聖女13.12
居た堪れない15.11
平民13.37
アレ13.12
人死に15.08
自由意志15.11
比べる13.21
戦い12.55
近付く13.36
次12.53
返す12.90
切れ手14.11
からい14.76
慌ただしい13.99
何これ14.04
薄っすら13.79
普通12.64
を巡って14.19
一仕事14.64
始め13.31
うん12.39
経つ13.15
外に12.98
爆上がり15.50
酒12.96
持ち合わせ13.93
あれこれ13.89
破る13.43
矮小14.67
裁定14.77
抑制14.40
両脇14.12
これぞ14.40
数日13.33
年後14.14
巷14.55
古い13.58
お手柔らかに14.81
迷い込む14.30

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