"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

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辿る13.27
おしまい14.09
それはそれで13.69
以て14.87
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顔立ち13.62
ショック13.60
病害虫16.11
欠点13.93
寒い13.54
栄養14.05
易い13.92
歪む13.51
親族14.12
拍子14.27
13.71
何やら13.19
思いで14.02
舎利14.04
お子14.94
寡黙14.50
かっ13.46
文明国16.20
倉庫13.49
BL14.76
成功13.02
これぞ14.40
露知らず15.04
かなり12.54
至る13.38
逆らう13.71
メッセージ13.81
12.85
14.55
見目14.55
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貰う12.51
詰る14.64
無いと13.66
たった13.33
確り14.75
お手柔らかに14.81
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浮かび上がる13.66
12.44
近付く13.36
明確13.49
12.15
姿12.21
気がする12.98
慣れる13.12
引っ13.62
薄い13.15
逃げ13.21
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始まり13.52
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遭う13.72
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取り囲む13.74
不自由14.07
12.62
時の12.80
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もう一人13.48
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12.51
震え13.19
12.30
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とんだ14.13
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越え13.58
めっ14.51
吸う13.47
数日13.33
叶う13.54
キャッチアンドリリース16.37
制約14.18
戦友14.38
何処12.58
今度12.69

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