"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
出現13.22
繰り返し13.34
以上12.42
鎮まる14.87
それも12.72
ゴミ13.82
震え13.19
無視13.03
めっ14.51
帰り13.48
燃え上がる14.04
ものを12.71
邪神13.54
そうになった13.59
本編14.03
立つ12.58
機会13.05
ではある12.91
自己犠牲14.88
迷い込む14.30
何じゃ13.36
魔女13.19
気色悪い14.87
みたいな12.70
臥する13.59
汚い13.84
見付ける14.31
敬意13.96
クソ13.59
対す14.86
ばっと14.44
失敬14.56
栄養14.05
堪らない13.91
ではない12.28
祝福13.35
迷い13.59
13.32
死に13.20
一緒に12.46
殺意13.71
呉々も16.51
巻き付ける14.43
付け上がる15.60
美しい12.99
と言うのに13.07
お子14.94
一生13.60
ところで12.57
野郎共14.89
待遇14.10
お互い13.30
それ以上13.13
理由12.47
使用人13.36
因に12.87
13.22
呉れ手12.75
としては12.66
抗議13.70
始まり13.52
一切13.13
済む13.11
叶う13.54
おまけに13.78
12.72
を以て13.98
太い声15.56
憤慨14.24
お手柔らかに14.81
中身13.25
倉庫13.49
平気で14.11
深い13.16
12.53
12.65
編む14.02
分かんない13.73
進める13.00
13.91
降臨14.07
両腕13.60
病害虫16.11
だり13.41
始める12.48
聖女13.12
七日12.50
魔術12.65
構わない13.22
状況12.49
害意14.52
可哀想に14.39
事実12.77
名礼13.69
しまう12.03
経験12.96
うんと13.95
もん12.71
矮小14.67
にこり14.08

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