"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
光栄13.87
13.53
露知らず15.04
紳士的14.56
磨き14.09
13.22
質感14.50
至る13.38
代わりに13.10
自分でも13.59
これで12.58
になると13.20
降臨14.07
鎮まる14.87
交ず12.82
育ち14.01
どこぞ14.10
王位継承権14.37
所へ13.57
12.96
それも12.72
でもない12.85
年後14.14
聞き間違い14.52
幾らでも13.46
13.71
届く12.86
頑張って13.11
知り合う14.06
12.44
仕業13.99
不行き届き15.37
汚い13.84
一石三鳥15.61
かっ13.46
裁定14.77
からして13.45
四端13.17
信じる12.80
まとめて13.56
比べる13.21
選ぶ12.84
13.31
12.72
犯罪13.81
うんと13.95
経緯13.65
痛く13.78
書き加える15.81
すっごく13.97
大して13.81
召す14.19
本編14.03
分かる12.00
体力13.19
なぁ12.56
とやら13.43
12.71
慣れる13.12
間もなく13.66
あれこれ13.89
うん12.39
燃える13.43
遠慮13.41
お話13.21
当に15.04
舎利14.04
遭う13.72
確定13.62
以上12.42
交信14.59
帰り13.48
補足説明14.87
栄養14.05
一生13.60
無理難題14.57
付く12.78
降り13.19
第一位14.58
響き13.37
何か12.12
自由意志15.11
筆跡14.83
求める13.21
同意13.33
はい12.31
確り14.75
おい12.87
お子14.94
装う13.97
若しも13.42
欠点13.93
寡黙14.50
機会13.05
13.28
化粧14.00
迷い13.59
様子12.34
越える13.59
済む13.11

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