"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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話す12.73
真っ赤13.24
魔女13.19
同意13.33
タグ14.47
しかし12.08
憤慨14.24
美味しい12.91
捕まる13.48
じゃね14.02
神官13.11
ものを12.71
報い14.30
13.11
でしょうか12.77
見付ける14.31
臥する13.59
無くなる13.38
片付く14.08
王位継承権14.37
余り12.47
一旦13.37
隔て14.67
行き交う14.29
見張り13.59
決める12.93
情け14.34
住む13.05
一敗13.30
それどころではない14.54
怯え13.52
事態13.11
振り上げる13.66
二人12.19
重々しい14.11
聖女13.12
何だか12.94
13.20
寡黙14.50
体力13.19
地続き15.21
最悪13.24
人達13.16
邪神13.54
以上12.42
BL14.76
お友達13.90
両脇14.12
絶命14.07
を巡って14.19
快く14.08
第二13.20
回る12.52
痩せ14.11
にしろ13.62
11.97
顔立ち13.62
無暗に14.45
知り合う14.06
段々13.84
戻って来る14.38
思しき13.93
事はない12.83
かなり12.54
監禁14.26
返済14.46
光栄13.87
直ぐに12.43
マジ13.30
人死に15.08
なくても良い14.50
よね12.43
12.46
程度12.58
ちゃった13.01
友人13.09
クソ13.59
他に13.02
取り上げる14.22
出現13.22
離す13.22
だけど12.44
12.68
迫る13.06
それも12.72
一生13.60
非常に12.99
始める12.48
だり13.41
仕業13.99
何処12.58
壊す13.30
喝采14.56
風習14.26
四端13.17
12.85
育ち14.01
と言うのに13.07
貰う12.51

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