"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
申し訳ありません13.44
ねー12.79
複数人14.38
可愛い12.81
うんと13.95
お願い12.92
疼く14.52
パッと14.16
それどころではない14.54
と言った12.53
気がする12.98
させる12.36
荷渡し14.31
つもり12.48
それはそれで13.69
裁定14.77
うん12.39
幼児退行15.38
一下14.26
慣れる13.12
時間12.25
美しい12.99
探す12.81
付ける13.02
マッサージ14.34
感じ12.29
名礼13.69
壊す13.30
返済14.46
野郎共14.89
飛ばす13.20
度13.32
書き換える14.69
情けない13.50
深める13.69
って言う12.83
辛い13.16
抑制14.40
無礼13.80
余り12.47
お互い13.30
見付ける14.31
暫く13.56
おい12.87
仕事12.50
越える13.59
遊ぶ13.13
やろう13.16
おまけに13.78
痩せ14.11
ちゃった13.01
趣味13.37
について12.42
極まりない13.97
お子14.94
ショック13.60
落ち込む13.58
クール14.16
本12.87
数日13.33
弟子12.49
犯罪者13.88
両腕13.60
魔法陣13.14
オンパレード14.99
直ぐに12.43
きっかけ13.69
大概13.98
なんだ12.26
追う13.24
終える12.86
みたいな12.70
迫る13.06
カーテン13.98
温情14.58
聞き間違い14.52
慌ただしい13.99
ばっと14.44
何じゃ13.36
暗々15.84
交ず12.82
毎日13.21
時の12.80
倉庫13.49
なんです12.80
迷い込む14.30
安泰14.46
以外12.55
年後14.14
頑張って13.11
討伐12.99
外囲13.11
無暗に14.45
思える12.63
知らない12.68
非業16.01
振り上げる13.66
ちょっと12.29
以上12.42
文字通り13.64

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