"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
話し合い13.49
挙げ句14.26
男好き15.28
みたい12.65
筆跡14.83
如く13.59
随分13.06
脱がす14.53
出来12.54
風習14.26
12.15
気持ち12.61
降り13.19
向こう12.90
かも知れない12.21
12.71
クール14.16
頑張って13.11
一敗13.30
他に13.02
求める13.21
疼く14.52
カーテン13.98
敬意13.96
普通12.64
目の前12.63
塗れ13.95
怯える13.71
意味22.49
頂きます23.32
なんか22.48
23.09
地域23.52
受ける22.66
でしたら23.49
頂ける23.53
準備22.67
戻る22.35
与え22.95
はーい23.77
23.83
謝罪23.36
責任23.30
全く22.49
消す23.13
めっちゃ23.83
余所24.09
22.36
何の22.78
響く23.00
書く22.69
在す22.45
整う23.66
筋骨隆々24.45
未だ22.14
建物23.04
22.55
落ち23.01
連行24.13
身体的24.56
そもそも22.73
当然22.54
あちこち23.50
忘れる22.74
こんな22.33
あの子23.24
何時でも23.33
文字23.20
せる22.17
心身24.27
に於いて24.23
以前22.85
あら23.12
今夜23.57
まさか22.68
また22.19
22.22
偉丈夫24.81
待つ22.41
掴む23.00
指を鳴らす24.56
花嫁24.10
なのに22.74
ちゃんと22.69
したい22.75
たり22.26
いけない22.71
その様22.83
とてもとても24.71
差し出す23.14
22.47
違う22.29
誤字23.82
あなた達23.65
戻し23.62
と言って22.71
最上位24.32
溢れる23.55
仕様22.43
22.75

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