"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
複数人14.38
臥する13.59
歩く12.65
多価13.57
稀13.91
そろそろ12.88
のだ11.65
でしょうか12.77
タグ14.47
住む13.05
捕まる13.48
気がする12.98
ですから12.87
二人12.19
がたがた14.93
確定13.62
それも12.72
掛かり14.10
反抗的14.73
にしろ13.62
迷惑13.31
我慾13.43
まあまあ13.93
噂12.96
痩せ14.11
真っ赤13.24
いるか12.92
辛い13.16
本物23.31
処22.38
差し出す23.14
にも22.03
忘れる22.74
大歓迎24.15
受け22.61
筈22.97
その様22.83
着る23.35
付け22.69
大好き23.33
とんでもない23.37
優しい22.76
そうやって23.58
何を22.46
酷く23.32
戻る22.35
全く22.49
待つ22.41
主人公23.33
大きな22.50
したい22.75
身長23.45
場合22.60
瞬間22.61
なのに22.74
誘拐婚25.97
じゃあ22.61
最初22.54
付け火26.28
とする22.60
シーツ24.21
やった22.95
仕打ち24.35
筋骨隆々24.45
石造り23.98
溢れる23.55
臭い23.42
見付け24.58
前に22.25
仕様22.43
んだ21.80
いえ22.75
何故22.62
あちこち23.50
ちゃんと22.69
今夜23.57
変22.97
掛け23.00
連行24.13
である21.76
格好23.19
だの23.51
はっ22.79
して遣る23.56
いけ好かない24.87
受ける22.66
上22.23
面影24.21
勝手に23.04
どういう22.81
与え22.95
共に23.28
パチン24.53
かも22.76
また22.19
何の22.78
管理23.26
相手22.18
帳代23.86
二佐22.98

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