"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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無断で14.57
中々12.84
粗末に扱う15.74
真っ赤13.24
からい14.76
当たる13.06
丁重14.25
安泰14.46
頑張れ13.70
代わり13.62
祝詞13.05
焦げ臭い15.10
追う13.24
切れ手14.11
しまう12.03
慌てる12.84
汗だく14.66
知らない12.68
風習14.26
やがる13.67
怒声14.02
深める13.69
ことが出来る12.88
筆跡14.83
無いと13.66
安寧14.32
重々しい14.11
12.68
と共に12.60
気分12.99
堪らない13.91
逃げる12.85
訴える13.79
もの11.96
荷渡し14.31
唯一13.27
在らせられる14.77
騎士12.31
趣味13.37
痩せ14.11
自由意志15.11
大して13.81
懲罰14.64
幸せ12.99
受け入れ13.34
出切る12.24
返す12.90
人柄14.12
複数人14.38
非ず14.97
それとも13.02
いつ13.24
自分でも13.59
報い14.30
13.14
記憶12.80
制約14.18
申し訳ない13.42
祈る13.47
幸福13.74
かっ13.46
13.43
にして12.30
12.74
直ぐに12.43
毎日13.21
数日13.33
直す13.51
張る13.09
きっかけ13.69
向こう12.90
始め13.31
書き加える15.81
気色悪い14.87
納得12.79
文明国16.20
担当13.35
震え13.19
取り上げる14.22
病害虫16.11
マッサージ14.34
なんです12.80
見る12.00
お話13.21
降り13.19
浮かび上がる13.66
驚く12.62
破る13.43
沈黙13.25
何これ14.04
失敬14.56
平民13.37
としては12.66
はい12.31
遭う13.72
呉れ手12.75
ところで12.57
光栄13.87
平穏13.83

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