"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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23.83
花嫁24.10
何の22.78
戻る22.35
責任23.30
前代未聞24.59
にも22.03
剥ぐ24.02
あちこち23.50
んだ21.80
アタシ23.62
とは言え22.60
使用23.03
初対面23.84
やった22.95
したい22.75
23.09
忘れる22.74
ちゃんと22.69
頂きます23.32
あの子23.24
下さい22.34
22.22
身体的24.56
せる22.17
指を鳴らす24.56
じゃ22.24
手渡し24.10
だの23.51
誘拐婚25.97
逃げ出す23.33
上げる22.58
下手23.26
酷く23.32
前に22.25
臭い23.42
二佐22.98
はーい23.77
無事に23.37
優しい22.76
戻し23.62
帳代23.86
見付け24.58
22.47
これ22.15
ここ22.11
捧げる23.50
羨ましい23.48
しかも22.72
付与23.45
どういう22.81
準備22.67
怒鳴る23.71
22.15
こそこそ24.24
でしたら23.49
22.23
いけ好かない24.87
連行24.13
まさか22.68
とてもとても24.71
よる23.28
22.04
見知らぬ23.93
同じ22.31
悪い22.37
貞操観念25.31
有り難うございました23.41
単なる23.61
以前22.85
たり22.26
体験23.69
大事22.94
いえ22.75
差し出す23.14
カムバック25.91
かも22.76
未だ22.14
地域23.52
落ち23.01
勝手に23.04
そうやって23.58
文字23.20
とても22.67
23.06
豪奢24.14
瞬間22.61
相手22.18
告げる22.80
のに22.21
あなた様24.20
書く22.69
彼の22.60
だろう21.78
協力23.04
仕打ち24.35
色んな23.36
大好き23.33
22.89

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