"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
23.23
禁ず25.91
だの23.51
全く22.49
受け22.61
状態22.57
連れて22.86
着る23.35
偉丈夫24.81
たり22.26
いけ好かない24.87
掴む23.00
したい22.75
貞操観念25.31
初対面23.84
はっ22.79
文字23.20
送る22.89
22.75
相手22.18
23.53
背中22.80
落ちる22.99
22.23
帳代23.86
大好き23.33
美形24.02
んだ21.80
あちこち23.50
身長23.45
いや22.14
めっちゃ23.83
あなた達23.65
アタシ23.62
とても22.67
カムバック25.91
面影24.21
22.36
見知らぬ23.93
今夜23.57
筋骨隆々24.45
と言って22.71
23.06
にも22.03
助け23.10
手渡し24.10
使用23.03
思い22.61
じゃ22.24
羨ましい23.48
逃げ出す23.33
心身24.27
して遣る23.56
以前22.85
あら23.12
いい男24.61
こんな22.33
しかも22.72
前代未聞24.59
告げる22.80
謝罪23.36
恐らくは23.44
準備22.67
いけない22.71
当然22.54
酷く23.32
に於いて24.23
22.89
地域23.52
大歓迎24.15
覚悟23.02
その様22.83
とする22.60
である21.76
差し出す23.14
22.97
体験23.69
本当に22.34
付与23.45
身体的24.56
戻す23.27
優しい22.76
22.22
23.83
もう22.11
気配22.79
お仕事23.73
仕打ち24.35
与え22.95
いえ22.75
戻る22.35
ここ22.11
最初22.54
建物23.04
21.71
おかしい22.76
のに22.21
掛け23.00
決して22.91
刀伊23.64

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