"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
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Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
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Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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違う22.29
色んな23.36
上げる22.58
助け23.10
筋骨隆々24.45
理23.23
たり22.26
変22.97
同じ22.31
羨ましい23.48
在す22.45
戻す23.27
禁ず25.91
単なる23.61
なのに22.74
異なる23.27
臭い23.42
だろう21.78
美形24.02
おかしい22.76
決して22.91
本当に22.34
面影24.21
気配22.79
やった22.95
とんでもない23.37
前代未聞24.59
と言って22.71
協力23.04
建物23.04
共に23.28
最上位24.32
大事22.94
あなた様24.20
悪い22.37
いい男24.61
とても22.67
に於いて24.23
優しい22.76
花嫁24.10
めっちゃ23.83
情23.87
分22.75
元22.67
なんか22.48
せる22.17
付け火26.28
待つ22.41
これ22.15
準備22.67
余所24.09
消す23.13
有り難うございました23.41
して遣る23.56
地域23.52
逃げ出す23.33
初対面23.84
処22.38
戻し23.62
送る22.89
使用23.03
頂きます23.32
受ける22.66
下手23.26
したい22.75
まさか22.68
まとも23.58
差し出す23.14
溢れる23.55
しかも22.72
どういう22.81
いけ好かない24.87
場合22.60
んだ21.80
着る23.35
剥ぐ24.02
はーい23.77
年22.64
いや22.14
身長23.45
その様22.83
怒鳴る23.71
誘拐婚25.97
あ22.22
身体的24.56
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後22.36
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恐らくは23.44
連行24.13
刀伊23.64
背中22.80
味23.06
のに22.21
体験23.69
また22.19
家22.15
とは言え22.60
何時でも23.33

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