"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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隔て14.67
興奮13.38
疼く14.52
どく13.97
他に13.02
お子14.94
程度12.58
趣味13.37
なんです12.80
見付ける14.31
オネエ14.61
怨嗟14.42
示し13.48
時間12.25
犯罪者13.88
12.65
理解12.49
太い声15.56
情けない13.50
舐め13.66
極まりない13.97
経緯13.65
からして13.45
戯ける14.98
酷い13.02
王位継承権14.37
ちゃう12.74
普段12.97
鎮まる14.87
気がする12.98
幸福13.74
戦い12.55
暴力13.75
のだ11.65
光栄13.87
出切る12.24
疫病14.50
される12.48
友人13.09
一仕事14.64
見る12.00
燃える13.43
真っ赤13.24
高い12.51
いらして下さい15.07
それは11.95
12.68
聞こえ12.93
迫る13.06
私服14.39
12.85
不遜14.39
お願いします13.20
痛く13.78
扱い13.04
年代14.38
欠点13.93
分かんない13.73
たる13.17
損ねる14.06
両腕13.60
12.44
探す12.81
担当13.35
残る12.71
知らない12.68
13.91
様子12.34
可愛い12.81
驚く12.62
無論13.28
これで12.58
居た堪れない15.11
香油14.92
燃え上がる14.04
まあまあ13.93
お願い12.92
栄養14.05
助かる13.03
アレ13.12
素晴らしい13.20
入る12.14
とも12.37
付ける13.02
13.28
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上がる12.69
気分12.99
逆らう13.71
塗れ13.95
12.87
魔術12.65
最悪13.24
男好き15.28
痩せ14.11
暗々15.84
終える12.86
信じる12.80
思しき13.93

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