"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

"First... go get violated by a being superior to yourself. We'll talk after that."

月白ヤトヒコ

I finished helping another department and was about to head home when a magic circle suddenly appeared and I was summoned to some castle as the "Incarnation of a Goddess." Then, out of nowhere, an arrogant king (with a handsome face) said to me: "So you're the incarnation of a goddess. Well, you have a decent face. I'll make you my wife. Consider it an honor that I'll have you bear my children. Tonight is our wedding night. Polish up this girl." So I set fire to the castle and tried to escape... but I got caught. When asked what my complaints were, I told him: "Of course I've got nothing but complaints, you bastard—is your brain made of shit? First of all... go get fucked by something higher up than you. Then we can talk." Why wouldn't I be angry about being kidnapped and summoned like this!? Now, you try experiencing it! ※The title is that way and I've added the BL tag, but it's more of a comedy/joke. Posted on Alphapolis and Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
87 min
Words 3,612
Sentences 374
Characters 6,964
Unique Words 1,174
1-Occurrence Words
728
Unique Kanji 672
1-Occurrence Kanji
278
Avg Word Difficulty 2.19
Avg Sentence Length 9.7

Word List (1,174 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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無断で14.57
焦げ臭い15.10
迷惑13.31
好都合14.16
謝る13.20
殺意13.71
なんです12.80
にっこり13.62
降り13.19
アレ13.12
第一位14.58
救い13.62
ないか12.68
居た堪れない15.11
端13.22
汚い13.84
辿る13.27
皆12.30
しまう12.03
回る12.52
めっ14.51
胸が痛む14.99
たの13.30
つもり12.48
紳士的14.56
途端13.59
青ざめる13.86
見付ける14.31
212.65
ではある12.91
着く13.05
欠点13.93
憤慨14.24
疼く14.52
舐め13.66
こ13.11
普段12.97
裂く13.73
ほら13.02
機会13.05
次期13.76
酷い仕打ち15.33
済む13.11
とんだ14.13
繰り返し13.34
他にも13.22
不自由14.07
幼児退行15.38
経つ13.15
薄物15.81
時間12.25
興奮13.38
逃げる12.85
される12.48
やたら13.66
貰う12.51
僧尼12.52
乱13.85
まとめて13.56
としては12.66
迷い込む14.30
一下14.26
屈強14.12
信じる12.80
ショック13.60
これぞ14.40
状況12.49
無視13.03
他に13.02
一旦13.37
無事13.09
付く12.78
最悪13.24
返す12.90
着せる13.98
複数人14.38
これで12.58
マジ13.30
やろう13.16
声を出す14.01
忌々しい13.96
四端13.17
使用者14.17
十二分14.39
発見13.22
うんと13.95
感想13.18
オネエ14.61
ちゃった13.01
掛かり14.10
やがる13.67
担当13.35
ついでに13.19
肌13.16
野生13.95
農作物14.60
何か12.12
尽くす13.43
心のまま14.99

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