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This is a submission for the GETUP!GETLIVE! 2nd Manzai and Skit Competition. It's a manzai act. It takes about five minutes to read. I wrote this thinking, "What would it be like if San○wich Man did manzai like this?" I'd be happy if it makes you chuckle and laugh.
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Statistics
Reading Time 18 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 675
Sentences 99
Characters 1,447
Unique Words 332
1-Occurrence Words 217
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 210
1-Occurrence Kanji 120
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.56
Avg Sentence Length 6.8
Word List (332 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 最初 | 1 | 2.54 |
| 応援 | 1 | 3.41 |
| 危険物 | 1 | 4.70 |
| 返し | 1 | 3.12 |
| 副業 | 1 | 5.00 |
| ぞ | 1 | 2.08 |
| 大人の事情 | 1 | 5.23 |
| 帰省 | 1 | 4.61 |
| 商品名 | 1 | 5.04 |
| 何でもない | 1 | 3.50 |
| ほう | 1 | 2.88 |
| 色々 | 1 | 2.52 |
| ボケる | 1 | 5.49 |
| やって見る | 1 | 4.07 |
| なあ | 1 | 2.86 |
| そうです | 1 | 2.73 |
| 全く | 1 | 2.49 |
| 廃位 | 1 | 3.18 |
| 遺族 | 1 | 4.75 |
| だけに | 1 | 3.05 |
| 数年前 | 1 | 4.25 |
| ぐらい | 1 | 2.70 |
| 文字 | 1 | 3.20 |
| 俺 | 1 | 1.41 |
| 距離 | 1 | 2.79 |
| 有り難うございました | 1 | 3.41 |
| 並んで | 1 | 3.28 |
| スト | 1 | 3.89 |
| ダメ | 1 | 2.93 |
| 女子高生 | 1 | 4.34 |
| みたいな | 1 | 2.70 |
| これは | 1 | 2.28 |
| 界 | 1 | 3.71 |
| 人気がある | 1 | 4.50 |
| 変態 | 1 | 3.55 |
| おい | 1 | 2.87 |
| なの | 1 | 2.22 |
| 毛孔 | 1 | 5.13 |
| 別 | 1 | 2.74 |
| 主人公 | 1 | 3.33 |
| 殿 | 1 | 2.18 |
| ちげー | 1 | 5.09 |
| 喜ぶ | 1 | 3.26 |
| お前 | 1 | 2.16 |
| いらっしゃいませ | 1 | 4.15 |
| 何それ | 1 | 3.89 |
| オーラル・セックス | 1 | 7.59 |
| 有名 | 1 | 3.31 |
| いるか | 1 | 2.92 |
| 入る | 1 | 2.14 |
| 大体 | 1 | 3.26 |
| 良さそう | 1 | 3.46 |
| じゃない | 1 | 2.26 |
| さー | 1 | 3.76 |
| 考える | 1 | 2.30 |
| ネタ | 1 | 3.78 |
| やっぱり | 1 | 2.64 |
| かよ | 1 | 3.36 |
| ブラバン | 1 | 6.75 |
| 法 | 1 | 3.21 |
| 長引く | 1 | 4.17 |
| お子さん | 1 | 4.79 |
| 馬鹿 | 1 | 2.99 |
| ちょう度 | 1 | 3.29 |
| 新しい | 1 | 2.99 |
| 関係 | 1 | 2.73 |
| 弱い | 1 | 3.11 |
| ３つ | 1 | 3.84 |
| 付き合い | 1 | 3.50 |
| ソーシャル・ディスタンス | 1 | 7.59 |
| いけない | 1 | 2.71 |
| カメラ小僧 | 1 | 6.27 |
| もち | 1 | 4.33 |
| いきなり | 1 | 2.95 |
| 外 | 1 | 2.73 |
| 昇竜拳 | 1 | 6.64 |
| 字 | 1 | 3.69 |
| へー | 1 | 3.80 |
| 遭難 | 1 | 3.37 |
| 稲架 | 1 | 3.49 |
| 出 | 1 | 2.33 |
| じゃ | 1 | 2.24 |
| 鳰 | 1 | 3.24 |
| うーん | 1 | 3.12 |
| 悪い | 1 | 2.37 |
| 時 | 1 | 2.26 |
| 何 | 1 | 2.09 |
| 被る | 1 | 3.46 |
| 作る | 1 | 2.24 |
| やれ | 1 | 3.27 |
| 落ちる | 1 | 2.99 |
| また | 1 | 2.19 |
| 使う | 1 | 2.10 |
| ペニバン | 1 | 7.59 |
| 掴み | 1 | 3.47 |
| 一手 | 1 | 2.89 |
| ねえ | 1 | 2.74 |
| それぞれ | 1 | 2.90 |
| こんな | 1 | 2.33 |
| 中々 | 1 | 2.84 |
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