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This is a submission for the GETUP!GETLIVE! 2nd Manzai and Skit Competition. It's a manzai act. It takes about five minutes to read. I wrote this thinking, "What would it be like if San○wich Man did manzai like this?" I'd be happy if it makes you chuckle and laugh.
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Statistics
Reading Time 18 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 675
Sentences 99
Characters 1,447
Unique Words 332
1-Occurrence Words 217
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 210
1-Occurrence Kanji 120
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.56
Avg Sentence Length 6.8
Word List (332 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| の | 40 | 0.28 |
| で | 17 | 0.86 |
| て | 16 | 0.56 |
| よ | 13 | 1.48 |
| が | 13 | 0.48 |
| に | 13 | 0.54 |
| と | 12 | 0.77 |
| あー | 8 | 2.91 |
| か | 8 | 1.46 |
| それ | 8 | 2.40 |
| 玩具 | 7 | 3.80 |
| ね | 7 | 1.64 |
| てる | 7 | 1.65 |
| だ | 6 | 1.16 |
| って | 6 | 1.78 |
| とか | 6 | 2.08 |
| ですか | 5 | 2.36 |
| でも | 5 | 1.70 |
| 八つ | 5 | 2.93 |
| な | 5 | 1.04 |
| ちょっと | 5 | 2.29 |
| です | 5 | 1.71 |
| 在る | 5 | 1.55 |
| 姪っ子 | 5 | 5.18 |
| んです | 4 | 2.32 |
| する | 4 | 1.24 |
| わ | 4 | 2.11 |
| 中 | 4 | 1.86 |
| やる | 4 | 2.13 |
| 家 | 4 | 2.15 |
| でしたら | 4 | 3.49 |
| なんです | 4 | 2.80 |
| もう | 4 | 2.11 |
| さぁ | 4 | 3.31 |
| から | 4 | 1.17 |
| おもちゃ屋 | 4 | 5.64 |
| 何か | 4 | 2.12 |
| 犬 | 4 | 3.20 |
| 甥っ子 | 4 | 5.05 |
| そんな | 3 | 1.84 |
| けど | 3 | 1.79 |
| は | 3 | 0.48 |
| ペニスバンド | 3 | 7.11 |
| どんな | 3 | 2.69 |
| 化学薬品 | 3 | 6.08 |
| って言う | 3 | 2.83 |
| んだ | 3 | 1.80 |
| だろ | 3 | 2.69 |
| その | 3 | 1.44 |
| 溶ける | 3 | 3.59 |
| あの | 3 | 2.00 |
| よね | 3 | 2.43 |
| え | 3 | 2.39 |
| なんだ | 3 | 2.26 |
| 格闘ゲーム | 3 | 5.19 |
| お | 3 | 2.11 |
| も | 3 | 1.04 |
| ー | 3 | 2.29 |
| かなぁ | 2 | 3.70 |
| 思う | 2 | 1.61 |
| 死体 | 2 | 3.16 |
| ねー | 2 | 2.79 |
| 駄目 | 2 | 2.86 |
| がね | 2 | 3.58 |
| 甲子園 | 2 | 5.10 |
| じゃあ | 2 | 2.61 |
| タイプ | 2 | 3.22 |
| 人形 | 2 | 3.17 |
| なのに | 2 | 2.74 |
| だろう | 2 | 1.78 |
| 探す | 2 | 2.81 |
| ファイター | 2 | 4.50 |
| 神社 | 2 | 4.02 |
| それは | 2 | 1.95 |
| てか | 2 | 3.52 |
| ですら | 2 | 3.29 |
| そう | 2 | 1.75 |
| なる | 2 | 1.37 |
| 合う | 2 | 2.87 |
| 手々 | 2 | 3.09 |
| 商品 | 2 | 3.49 |
| 刀祢 | 2 | 3.76 |
| 良い | 2 | 2.17 |
| 最近 | 2 | 2.84 |
| ない | 2 | 1.61 |
| 硫酸 | 2 | 5.15 |
| と言う | 2 | 1.58 |
| 漫才 | 2 | 4.66 |
| さん | 2 | 1.77 |
| を | 2 | 0.41 |
| いる | 2 | 1.00 |
| 遺品 | 2 | 4.59 |
| ドロドロ | 2 | 4.44 |
| 硝酸 | 2 | 5.64 |
| しか | 2 | 2.33 |
| 凄く | 2 | 3.11 |
| ストーリー | 2 | 4.13 |
| 買う | 2 | 2.81 |
| さ | 2 | 1.59 |
| 方 | 2 | 1.96 |
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