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This is a submission for the GETUP!GETLIVE! 2nd Manzai and Skit Competition. It's a manzai act. It takes about five minutes to read. I wrote this thinking, "What would it be like if San○wich Man did manzai like this?" I'd be happy if it makes you chuckle and laugh.
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Statistics
Reading Time 18 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 675
Sentences 99
Characters 1,447
Unique Words 332
1-Occurrence Words 217
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 210
1-Occurrence Kanji 120
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.56
Avg Sentence Length 6.8
Word List (332 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 死体 | 2 | 3.16 |
| 合う | 2 | 2.87 |
| 漫才 | 2 | 4.66 |
| 小学生 | 2 | 3.95 |
| さん | 2 | 1.77 |
| 遺品 | 2 | 4.59 |
| 最近 | 2 | 2.84 |
| 探す | 2 | 2.81 |
| 安全第一 | 2 | 5.18 |
| 人形 | 2 | 3.17 |
| と言う | 2 | 1.58 |
| 甲子園 | 2 | 5.10 |
| ああ | 2 | 2.23 |
| 駄目 | 2 | 2.86 |
| この | 2 | 1.58 |
| 距離 | 1 | 2.79 |
| 回 | 1 | 3.36 |
| 剔 | 1 | 2.60 |
| 考える | 1 | 2.30 |
| また | 1 | 2.19 |
| 遊ぶ | 1 | 3.13 |
| 店員 | 1 | 3.61 |
| 応募作品 | 1 | 5.92 |
| いらっしゃいませ | 1 | 4.15 |
| 喜んで | 1 | 3.23 |
| やって見る | 1 | 4.07 |
| 漫才師 | 1 | 5.99 |
| 児童ポルノ | 1 | 6.45 |
| それぞれ | 1 | 2.90 |
| ３つ | 1 | 3.84 |
| 見る | 1 | 2.00 |
| 出来る | 1 | 2.15 |
| 三世 | 1 | 4.18 |
| まあ | 1 | 2.23 |
| 無い | 1 | 2.25 |
| 外 | 1 | 2.73 |
| お前 | 1 | 2.16 |
| だって | 1 | 2.30 |
| こと | 1 | 1.30 |
| 喜ぶ | 1 | 3.26 |
| これは | 1 | 2.28 |
| 高校 | 1 | 3.71 |
| ほう | 1 | 2.88 |
| 音 | 1 | 2.39 |
| お盆 | 1 | 4.33 |
| 殿 | 1 | 2.18 |
| あのー | 1 | 4.39 |
| 古く | 1 | 4.48 |
| なあ | 1 | 2.86 |
| 代替 | 1 | 3.50 |
| 危険物 | 1 | 4.70 |
| オーラル・セックス | 1 | 7.59 |
| 女子校 | 1 | 5.40 |
| 取る | 1 | 2.69 |
| 何だっけ | 1 | 4.24 |
| ぐらい | 1 | 2.70 |
| たら | 1 | 3.78 |
| 人気がある | 1 | 4.50 |
| やろう | 1 | 3.16 |
| ダメ | 1 | 2.93 |
| 変え | 1 | 3.14 |
| 引っかかり | 1 | 4.60 |
| コント | 1 | 4.74 |
| 何それ | 1 | 3.89 |
| それでも | 1 | 2.43 |
| 化学工場 | 1 | 6.78 |
| 流行る | 1 | 4.15 |
| 被り | 1 | 4.26 |
| いきなり | 1 | 2.95 |
| 別 | 1 | 2.74 |
| 年齢 | 1 | 3.21 |
| 女子高生 | 1 | 4.34 |
| それも | 1 | 2.72 |
| よな | 1 | 2.69 |
| 第 | 1 | 3.42 |
| 看板 | 1 | 3.87 |
| さー | 1 | 3.76 |
| いけない | 1 | 2.71 |
| 法 | 1 | 3.21 |
| 昇竜拳 | 1 | 6.64 |
| なの | 1 | 2.22 |
| 扉 | 1 | 2.66 |
| 制限 | 1 | 3.52 |
| ソーシャルダンス | 1 | 7.59 |
| おう | 1 | 3.25 |
| 商品名 | 1 | 5.04 |
| 良さそう | 1 | 3.46 |
| 問題 | 1 | 2.39 |
| 全く | 1 | 2.49 |
| 解ける | 1 | 3.67 |
| いるか | 1 | 2.92 |
| 工場 | 1 | 3.99 |
| 落ちる | 1 | 2.99 |
| ボケる | 1 | 5.49 |
| 分かる | 1 | 2.00 |
| 店 | 1 | 2.73 |
| 応援 | 1 | 3.41 |
| 会う | 1 | 2.62 |
| そうです | 1 | 2.73 |
| 人気商品 | 1 | 5.40 |
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