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This is a submission for the GETUP!GETLIVE! 2nd Manzai and Skit Competition. It's a manzai act. It takes about five minutes to read. I wrote this thinking, "What would it be like if San○wich Man did manzai like this?" I'd be happy if it makes you chuckle and laugh.
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Statistics
Reading Time 18 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 675
Sentences 99
Characters 1,447
Unique Words 332
1-Occurrence Words 217
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 210
1-Occurrence Kanji 120
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.56
Avg Sentence Length 6.8
Word List (332 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 手々 | 2 | 3.09 |
| 硫酸 | 2 | 5.15 |
| 方 | 2 | 1.96 |
| 溶解 | 2 | 4.33 |
| 商品 | 2 | 3.49 |
| 良い | 2 | 2.17 |
| ストーリー | 2 | 4.13 |
| ファイター | 2 | 4.50 |
| 神社 | 2 | 4.02 |
| 駄目 | 2 | 2.86 |
| 小学生 | 2 | 3.95 |
| かなぁ | 2 | 3.70 |
| 漫才 | 2 | 4.66 |
| を | 2 | 0.41 |
| ええ | 2 | 2.61 |
| うーん | 1 | 3.12 |
| 入る | 1 | 2.14 |
| ものを | 1 | 2.71 |
| 作る | 1 | 2.24 |
| 行く | 1 | 1.99 |
| 一手 | 1 | 2.89 |
| 新しい | 1 | 2.99 |
| ちげー | 1 | 5.09 |
| 付き合い | 1 | 3.50 |
| 流行る | 1 | 4.15 |
| 意味 | 1 | 2.49 |
| ちょう度 | 1 | 3.29 |
| 距離 | 1 | 2.79 |
| 児童ポルノ | 1 | 6.45 |
| 否々 | 1 | 3.79 |
| 誰が | 1 | 3.18 |
| 副業 | 1 | 5.00 |
| じゃない | 1 | 2.26 |
| 人 | 1 | 1.87 |
| 残念 | 1 | 3.09 |
| へー | 1 | 3.80 |
| 何だっけ | 1 | 4.24 |
| 他 | 1 | 2.34 |
| 制限 | 1 | 3.52 |
| 代替 | 1 | 3.50 |
| 人気がある | 1 | 4.50 |
| 妖怪 | 1 | 3.86 |
| 別 | 1 | 2.74 |
| 廃位 | 1 | 3.18 |
| あのー | 1 | 4.39 |
| だけに | 1 | 3.05 |
| 微妙 | 1 | 3.20 |
| だって | 1 | 2.30 |
| 掴み | 1 | 3.47 |
| 最初 | 1 | 2.54 |
| 子 | 1 | 2.51 |
| 駄目駄目 | 1 | 4.91 |
| 鳰 | 1 | 3.24 |
| 年齢 | 1 | 3.21 |
| 如何 | 1 | 3.47 |
| とかで | 1 | 3.66 |
| ぞ | 1 | 2.08 |
| 良さそう | 1 | 3.46 |
| 喜ぶ | 1 | 3.26 |
| 昇竜拳 | 1 | 6.64 |
| なんて | 1 | 2.13 |
| ウサギ | 1 | 3.75 |
| ボケる | 1 | 5.49 |
| えー | 1 | 3.52 |
| オーラル・セックス | 1 | 7.59 |
| こと | 1 | 1.30 |
| ねぇ | 1 | 2.61 |
| 問題 | 1 | 2.39 |
| よな | 1 | 2.69 |
| これは | 1 | 2.28 |
| だっけ | 1 | 3.76 |
| 何でもない | 1 | 3.50 |
| 幼女 | 1 | 3.61 |
| 古く | 1 | 4.48 |
| 扉 | 1 | 2.66 |
| まあ | 1 | 2.23 |
| 商品名 | 1 | 5.04 |
| 新作 | 1 | 4.13 |
| 品揃え | 1 | 4.87 |
| コント | 1 | 4.74 |
| カメラ小僧 | 1 | 6.27 |
| 剔 | 1 | 2.60 |
| 無い | 1 | 2.25 |
| タンク | 1 | 4.22 |
| ソーシャルダンス | 1 | 7.59 |
| なの | 1 | 2.22 |
| 取る | 1 | 2.69 |
| 馬鹿 | 1 | 2.99 |
| 女子校 | 1 | 5.40 |
| 大賞 | 1 | 4.94 |
| 板 | 1 | 1.29 |
| おう | 1 | 3.25 |
| 界 | 1 | 3.71 |
| あ | 1 | 2.22 |
| いきなり | 1 | 2.95 |
| 三世 | 1 | 4.18 |
| 化学工場 | 1 | 6.78 |
| かもね | 1 | 3.90 |
| さー | 1 | 3.76 |
| 漫才師 | 1 | 5.99 |
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