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This is a submission for the GETUP!GETLIVE! 2nd Manzai and Skit Competition. It's a manzai act. It takes about five minutes to read. I wrote this thinking, "What would it be like if San○wich Man did manzai like this?" I'd be happy if it makes you chuckle and laugh.
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Statistics
Reading Time 18 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 675
Sentences 99
Characters 1,447
Unique Words 332
1-Occurrence Words 217
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 210
1-Occurrence Kanji 120
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.56
Avg Sentence Length 6.8
Word List (332 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 廃墟 | 1 | 4.10 |
| 絶対 | 1 | 3.07 |
| 大人の事情 | 1 | 5.23 |
| 付き合い | 1 | 3.50 |
| 主人公 | 1 | 3.33 |
| まぁ | 1 | 2.52 |
| なの | 1 | 2.22 |
| 駄目駄目 | 1 | 4.91 |
| うーん | 1 | 3.12 |
| オーラル・セックス | 1 | 7.59 |
| 何 | 1 | 2.09 |
| 色々 | 1 | 2.52 |
| かよ | 1 | 3.36 |
| 女子校 | 1 | 5.40 |
| 人 | 1 | 1.87 |
| る | 1 | 3.36 |
| 関連商品 | 1 | 6.45 |
| 毛孔 | 1 | 5.13 |
| 並んで | 1 | 3.28 |
| 変態 | 1 | 3.55 |
| 店 | 1 | 2.73 |
| 引っかかり | 1 | 4.60 |
| お子さん | 1 | 4.79 |
| 看板 | 1 | 3.87 |
| それぞれ | 1 | 2.90 |
| 問題 | 1 | 2.39 |
| 一手 | 1 | 2.89 |
| ブラバン | 1 | 6.75 |
| 何だっけ | 1 | 4.24 |
| コロナ | 1 | 4.94 |
| あのー | 1 | 4.39 |
| して | 1 | 1.31 |
| し | 1 | 1.60 |
| なんて | 1 | 2.13 |
| 良さそう | 1 | 3.46 |
| じゃない | 1 | 2.26 |
| これは | 1 | 2.28 |
| 児童ポルノ | 1 | 6.45 |
| コント | 1 | 4.74 |
| ソーシャル・ディスタンス | 1 | 7.59 |
| 解ける | 1 | 3.67 |
| 工場 | 1 | 3.99 |
| ちげー | 1 | 5.09 |
| まあ | 1 | 2.23 |
| 返し | 1 | 3.12 |
| 新作 | 1 | 4.13 |
| お盆 | 1 | 4.33 |
| 処 | 1 | 2.38 |
| 中々 | 1 | 2.84 |
| ネタ | 1 | 3.78 |
| 無い | 1 | 2.25 |
| 大丈夫 | 1 | 2.38 |
| 数年前 | 1 | 4.25 |
| 長引く | 1 | 4.17 |
| 見る | 1 | 2.00 |
| かもね | 1 | 3.90 |
| 新しい | 1 | 2.99 |
| いい | 1 | 2.05 |
| 考える | 1 | 2.30 |
| ねえ | 1 | 2.74 |
| 使う | 1 | 2.10 |
| ここ | 1 | 2.11 |
| んで | 1 | 3.13 |
| 殿 | 1 | 2.18 |
| それでも | 1 | 2.43 |
| お勧め | 1 | 3.98 |
| 回 | 1 | 3.36 |
| だけに | 1 | 3.05 |
| 大体 | 1 | 3.26 |
| いるか | 1 | 2.92 |
| ねぇ | 1 | 2.61 |
| 副業 | 1 | 5.00 |
| 必殺技 | 1 | 4.31 |
| 事 | 1 | 1.75 |
| 幼女 | 1 | 3.61 |
| 残念 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 応募作品 | 1 | 5.92 |
| 有り難うございました | 1 | 3.41 |
| 人気 | 1 | 3.44 |
| 店員 | 1 | 3.61 |
| 被る | 1 | 3.46 |
| たら | 1 | 3.78 |
| こうやって | 1 | 3.68 |
| 何それ | 1 | 3.89 |
| 開ける | 1 | 3.04 |
| やって見る | 1 | 4.07 |
| 何でもない | 1 | 3.50 |
| こと | 1 | 1.30 |
| ダメ | 1 | 2.93 |
| 距離 | 1 | 2.79 |
| 哭く | 1 | 2.05 |
| もち | 1 | 4.33 |
| 危険物 | 1 | 4.70 |
| 稲架 | 1 | 3.49 |
| がし | 1 | 3.14 |
| チア | 1 | 4.91 |
| 外 | 1 | 2.73 |
| 悪い | 1 | 2.37 |
| あ | 1 | 2.22 |
| 落ちる | 1 | 2.99 |
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