If asked which is better - a girlfriend once a month or a fuck buddy seven days a week?

Their closeness is famous throughout the school—childhood friends. What should be just an ordinary, unremarkable day for these two becomes... "Which would you prefer? A girlfriend once a month, or a fuck buddy seven days a week?" Huh? Those are the only two options...? Seriously!? Those are seriously the only two options!? Will he choose the girlfriend? The fuck buddy? Or—— *Thank you for ranking 3rd in the daily rankings.