I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
なくても良い14.50
14.13
苛立つ13.97
参照14.37
心のなか14.85
錯覚13.81
掻っ払う16.22
フォルム14.64
立て替え15.31
しんどい14.39
名残14.36
大受け15.85
よって13.62
成れの果て14.75
悲歌14.75
食べ放題14.81
もっとも12.94
頑丈13.66
一日を過ごす15.77
13.50
工場13.99
右派14.74
用を足す15.47
儀仗隊16.51
成仏14.75
アニメ13.92
からから14.63
サン14.62
塗りつぶし15.28
黄色い声14.79
早いとこ15.00
内の者15.87
暗澹14.86
梱包14.67
散発16.17
それが何か14.41
逆提案16.89
返り血14.32
大量生産14.59
鉱物14.27
沸き上がる14.67
凄惨14.30
きゃあきゃあ15.03
ネズミ13.98
軽装14.22
憤怒14.03
絶頂14.90
引きこむ16.11
あのう14.75
男声16.15
諸君14.03
気弱14.43
果ては14.43
老年15.26
息を吐く13.88
壮観14.62
鷹揚14.32
絶望的13.94
百戦錬磨14.88
急降下14.31
行って来15.35
割と13.40
宴席14.82
微笑13.73
マヌケ14.80
動物13.40
はらす15.28
極貧15.66
後々13.94
故意14.91
編み込む14.72
身を寄せる14.97
呪う13.82
勿体ぶる14.79
傾げる13.21
最高級品15.09
政敵14.75
箇所13.76
泳がせる14.24
14.36
低地15.62
オイル14.65
アンテナ14.77
あんな風に14.27
昼休み14.17
三組14.90
走り出す13.62
立ち入り14.56
良い子14.14
遅かれ早かれ14.75
最低価格15.75
カス14.26
合言葉14.82
女性客15.07
何てったって15.01
いうことを聞く15.78
シナモン15.18
どうって事ない15.09
省く14.27
所帯15.31
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