I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
14.06
ラブラブ14.68
13.99
13.39
体積14.58
一仕事14.64
手頃14.44
反社会的15.66
釣る13.87
掛け湯15.87
応接間14.41
百も承知14.68
途方も無い15.18
張り付ける14.80
足を止める14.17
微笑みかける14.65
虎の子14.89
労働者14.50
単発14.74
敷居15.04
川辺14.87
淀む14.61
侵入者13.90
ひと目14.67
納品14.27
13.87
一廉15.72
真鍮14.91
媒体14.50
手に負えない14.60
試運転14.93
火をつける14.79
巻き付く14.34
ぶくぶく15.12
交換条件14.83
揉み込む16.22
予等15.92
くるん14.01
在住13.96
14.46
泳がせる14.24
縁起がいい15.78
サプライズ14.51
唸り14.08
独り負け17.59
一言でいうと15.82
積み重なる14.46
ウォーターボール15.18
一割14.37
ところ狭しと15.46
致命傷13.81
木の子14.72
アメと鞭16.99
付いてくる14.30
抜身15.29
アリバイ作り15.91
そうしないと14.49
お手の物14.85
暗む15.37
将来的14.17
習う13.76
食事時15.10
プロデュース15.27
性的暴行16.09
一着14.68
とろっと15.53
弱み14.27
グレーゾーン15.41
不備14.44
差別化15.10
顔見知り14.10
犬の顔15.80
野次14.93
13.74
オニオンフライ16.89
13.18
見直し14.28
招待券15.77
大逆転15.41
タイミング良く14.55
かえ14.40
一昼夜15.28
違法14.43
ジャンル14.28
まっしぐら14.79
むっと14.47
勧善懲悪15.66
感激14.26
見積もる14.41
力量13.83
傾げる13.21
見通し14.22
我先に14.46
常温15.08
安らぐ14.64
招へい16.69
年齢13.21
一姫二太郎16.45
ピクリとも動かない14.77
憎い13.93
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