I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
抱き抱える15.37
虎目石16.04
涎14.08
大いびき16.27
闇雲14.55
無礼者14.83
それそれ15.08
粛清14.34
噴き上げる15.36
鰹だし16.45
砲台14.58
演舞15.02
都内14.40
有無14.00
術を使う14.85
まがい物15.08
長方形14.52
それっぽい14.41
幾らか13.77
途轍もない14.14
1年13.92
極楽15.02
何度でも14.25
開発計画15.39
属す14.22
更ける15.15
がたい13.92
スタンド14.86
粗悪15.07
満ちる13.25
可能であれば14.74
問題提起15.64
かかって来い14.66
煩多15.72
濃厚14.12
名士15.13
あり得ないほど14.88
見覚え14.11
向きあう15.96
侵蝕15.02
定刻15.31
通いつめる15.66
目をそらす14.77
ひっそり14.06
上げまん17.29
くっく14.63
パッド15.27
笑い合う14.62
ノブ14.51
とくとく15.58
迎えうつ16.08
力こぶ15.34
検収17.29
消し去る14.56
参謀13.98
交戦13.94
開催中15.39
摘み14.53
乗車15.02
目頭14.70
男役15.75
滑らか14.07
合点14.40
返品不可16.24
尽きる13.67
作り笑顔15.19
もてなし14.64
観光都市15.82
造花15.38
進捗状況15.02
軍門に下る15.77
異性14.02
カウントダウン14.65
サン14.62
言葉に詰まる14.53
網膜14.59
挿画15.56
十字軍14.15
翌14.90
ラブラブ14.68
花柄15.06
餡かけ15.30
ダンシング15.98
口裏15.22
景気14.72
オーバーキル14.89
涙声14.73
かしこ15.14
皆様方14.60
車両総重量17.29
呑む13.66
勝算14.30
底知れない14.98
パテント16.09
分かりきった14.80
連なる14.06
詰めよる16.31
逃亡13.96
各自14.02
狼煙をあげる15.84

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