I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
妹さん14.30
騒ぐ13.50
とんでも14.09
14.37
同店17.59
疚しい14.47
彼氏13.92
時間稼ぎ13.97
それそれ15.08
縫い込む15.51
と来たら14.45
潜り13.90
下段14.62
あけましておめでとうございます14.86
ノブ14.51
口をきく15.14
あぶり出し15.48
雑用14.25
口ほどにもない16.01
心に残る15.50
良くやった14.11
表明14.26
馴染み14.06
方がまし14.84
交通14.69
無位14.60
寄せ集め14.76
呈する15.04
元請17.11
青白い13.83
修まる15.07
発情14.85
14.59
歩兵13.80
野バラ14.97
ジャストフィット15.84
胸ぐら14.68
フル14.39
代わりになる14.79
見込み14.22
じゃれ合う15.13
浸透14.11
リア充14.39
ファスナー15.45
水洗い15.27
一つづつ15.53
紛れる14.45
冶具16.99
一つとして14.34
こそばゆい14.76
目を開く14.57
劣情15.20
蛮族14.24
丁目15.04
表ざた15.77
現預金17.59
常備14.63
軍門に下る15.77
蹴る13.28
文官13.76
起爆剤15.44
轟く14.23
転じる14.22
猫じゃらし15.18
掻きむしる14.83
かえ14.40
人ごと15.42
お勘定15.73
ラムレーズン16.01
和気14.72
カッコ14.22
心意気14.66
ちっとも14.15
杜鵑花15.20
貧乳14.79
堪えられない15.30
意識的14.59
1千15.51
面白半分15.02
クセ14.64
白化14.64
ウッドペッカー17.29
如何なる13.97
ネーミング14.54
間合い13.58
極み14.29
金貨13.27
お会計15.20
揺り動かす15.13
揚げ14.43
働き口15.12
革装15.32
なれど14.61
逸す14.36
こよなく15.40
事切れる14.76
使い放題15.22
準備中14.79
ひざ丈16.15
一大14.41

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