I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
所定14.77
13.28
ゴシック15.20
13.94
またまた14.50
補う13.95
うすのろ16.04
信仰心14.46
クリーム状16.02
その都度14.45
貢献14.04
14.82
溜息をつく14.44
項目14.03
ガタイの良い15.46
機嫌がいい15.04
無意味13.75
被せる14.35
壮絶14.30
裸足で逃げ出す15.34
捻る13.90
上半身を起こす15.19
産声15.01
リサイクル15.20
金泥15.85
分ける13.85
長話14.78
取り上げ14.11
横倒し14.78
青藍16.09
平静を装う15.35
目障り14.52
苔むす15.20
一芸15.34
何処か13.67
大真面目14.79
返品不可16.24
生け捕り14.56
脆くも15.11
威勢14.77
剥ぎ取る14.88
主だった14.41
茶菓子14.55
もてなし14.64
薫り14.70
ところ狭しと15.46
ぶつけ合う14.84
栄光14.25
区別14.02
ちらっと見る15.64
二分14.40
禍根14.90
姉御14.56
捜索願い15.91
14.14
先制14.43
接し方14.74
めり込む14.17
追い求める14.60
買付16.16
軋み14.49
襟首14.48
泊まり14.54
順位14.23
パッド15.27
逆立てる14.62
ツナギ15.24
机上14.85
ませんでした14.28
今後とも14.40
二着15.34
衣料15.77
案じる14.03
重力13.68
達人14.08
無謀13.84
ショートヘア15.03
策士策に溺れる16.24
15.28
すね毛15.92
預り15.61
仕入れ値15.51
手ぶら14.65
手を握る14.47
令嬢13.06
執る14.23
力説14.55
機械的14.50
あれから13.70
プロトタイプ15.34
ONにする15.80
琥珀14.06
押しつける14.40
予等15.92
しゃなりしゃなり16.06
塗りつぶし15.28
差異14.32
気を許す15.46
ウォーターボール15.18
和紙15.10

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