I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
過ごす433.05
三都432.91
シャワー434.13
一撃432.89
街道433.32
戻り433.40
出発433.26
かも432.76
引く432.90
オープン434.27
徐々に433.30
お母さま434.40
互いに433.41
433.33
瞬間432.61
広報官435.88
中心433.08
得る432.82
素直433.05
図面424.45
たり422.26
直接423.02
423.21
422.60
カウンター423.43
新た423.00
行動422.64
受ける422.66
一気に422.98
ティールーム425.70
貴様422.99
所属423.37
本人422.96
本当に422.34
途中422.94
おお422.89
王城423.37
真っ赤423.24
近く422.69
向け422.69
余裕422.89
423.16
俺たち412.60
振る412.80
伝わる413.09
413.21
死ぬ412.49
与える413.03
パーティー413.12
所謂413.49
売上414.61
防具413.36
現す413.50
412.60
珍しい412.91
全裸414.06
ほう412.88
美味しい412.91
ご主人さま414.06
キッチン414.01
空気412.85
私達412.90
呉れ手412.75
キス403.48
403.38
500403.92
なんて402.13
結構402.82
宝石403.36
若しかしたら403.16
事実402.77
402.64
お湯403.74
呪文403.15
変化402.90
息吹404.35
文句403.23
生活402.93
農夫404.57
ベル403.30
先日403.39
怖い402.81
仕方がない403.28
大好き403.33
並べる403.53
選ぶ402.84
403.41
その日403.31
残る402.71
最近392.84
393.37
ばかり392.53
着替え393.45
雰囲気392.89
広場393.31
上げ392.67
ですから392.87
393.28
嬉しい392.74
決める392.93

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