I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
中心433.08
過ごす433.05
得る432.82
出発433.26
瞬間432.61
オープン434.27
三都432.91
梨433.33
お母さま434.40
街道433.32
素直433.05
戻り433.40
匹433.09
大陸432.89
シャワー434.13
互いに433.41
広報官435.88
一撃432.89
かも432.76
肌423.16
本当に422.34
王城423.37
剔422.60
貴様422.99
真っ赤423.24
たり422.26
行動422.64
向け422.69
途中422.94
カウンター423.43
余裕422.89
近く422.69
ティールーム425.70
受ける422.66
一気に422.98
本人422.96
弾423.21
図面424.45
おお422.89
新た423.00
直接423.02
所属423.37
私達412.90
与える413.03
伝わる413.09
所謂413.49
パーティー413.12
死ぬ412.49
俺たち412.60
空気412.85
呉れ手412.75
振る412.80
美味しい412.91
売上414.61
防具413.36
キッチン414.01
ご主人さま414.06
ほう412.88
現す413.50
珍しい412.91
全裸414.06
二412.60
布413.21
生活402.93
農夫404.57
お湯403.74
先日403.39
選ぶ402.84
残る402.71
なんて402.13
族402.64
両403.38
変化402.90
歌403.41
文句403.23
呪文403.15
500403.92
宝石403.36
仕方がない403.28
息吹404.35
結構402.82
並べる403.53
怖い402.81
大好き403.33
若しかしたら403.16
事実402.77
キス403.48
その日403.31
ベル403.30
てね393.19
住民393.58
設置393.34
念のため393.66
使える392.62
声をかける393.47
嬉しい392.74
奪う392.94
上げ392.67
夜呂死苦393.17
無視393.03

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