I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
喋り33.80
効率33.59
応接室34.00
命乞い34.46
城壁33.43
33.50
34.13
下がる33.19
忠誠心34.24
見慣れる33.67
極上34.38
終結34.37
咄嗟に33.40
帯刀35.25
ディメンション34.30
受け付ける34.38
無抵抗34.59
段取り34.33
当座34.92
身体の自由35.18
いい鴨33.94
カプセル34.56
草原33.51
神の意志35.30
威圧33.73
刈る34.40
ウエイトレス35.06
ハーレム33.91
33.53
役人34.03
五日33.24
微笑ましい33.74
駆ける33.80
便利屋35.06
居間34.07
お父さん33.30
順を追って34.90
拾い34.12
してもいい33.90
33.25
両性具有35.96
貧しい34.16
焼け34.09
手玉34.82
遇う34.79
あれやこれや34.77
そりゃそうだ34.15
ぽつりぽつり34.89
歓待34.33
800035.20
沿い34.04
賢い33.83
ご馳走さま34.62
言うところの34.24
領地33.13
乗り込み34.39
行方34.03
番目34.07
わん34.24
載せる33.79
割れ目35.00
半減34.37
連れ帰る34.40
車座35.11
頭の回転34.80
死亡33.75
議論33.98
蹴り33.23
かき消える34.97
最終日34.45
膝下34.92
年の頃34.66
慰める34.03
食品34.46
取りまとめ34.82
33.91
切りそろえる34.84
ため込む34.84
厚い33.84
冷や汗33.78
安々34.70
アルバイト34.46
照り焼き35.11
だけれども34.44
至るまで33.96
ガチ34.54
一時33.70
ちょいちょい34.52
概算35.01
握りこぶし34.94
浮かび上がる33.66
黒幕34.06
乾いた33.83
仰ぐ33.63
34.45
一切れ34.78
良いこと33.92
言い返す34.01
根こそぎ34.37
おでぶさん36.89

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