I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
調節24.33
24.00
適性23.79
心待ち24.61
家屋24.17
待たす24.55
紅玉24.55
ペンダント24.16
王位24.05
胡坐24.34
体温23.99
増幅24.07
永き24.78
ぼた餅25.79
洒落た24.88
さらさら24.18
押し付ける23.86
怒涛24.45
堪まるか24.28
薄青25.07
朝礼25.15
懸命23.94
意外性25.18
吹っ切れる24.56
収拾24.43
いざ23.58
君臨24.15
玉座23.70
ランチタイム25.22
細々とした24.62
施し23.91
ポンと24.23
放棄23.78
24.52
罵り24.61
恋愛感情24.48
真っ二つ24.97
入城24.93
がち23.87
イライラ24.14
機械仕掛け24.95
募る23.96
漁具25.35
狂わせる24.47
メガ24.48
懐具合25.29
砕けた24.08
温か24.06
顔面23.59
実刑判決26.39
外患25.63
5倍24.62
あお向け25.43
肩書24.42
莫大23.88
配布24.51
湿地帯24.74
直線24.27
すやすや24.61
信者23.92
細部24.46
フレア24.13
気難しい24.56
オーダー24.64
女の子の日26.23
本職24.30
合紙25.52
侵食24.05
泳ぐ23.75
被害者23.81
極限24.15
王位継承権24.37
見上げる23.03
帳代23.86
思い浮かべる23.73
締め24.12
人通り24.24
漏斗24.81
動物虐待26.02
味のある25.46
重装備24.61
だけでいい24.04
ちらちら24.22
ポップ24.67
軍医25.07
貴重品24.57
誤解23.50
腐り24.40
空中23.16
夢うつつ25.33
増長24.61
形態23.93
当選24.99
うとうと24.62
散財24.83
巻き起こる24.58
躍動24.86
掻き消える24.39
芽生え24.61
御意24.25

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