I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
檻23.84
固め23.71
のけ者25.18
開業25.06
書23.74
更なる23.63
年増24.86
免除24.47
丸く23.55
ビキニアーマー25.10
取り込む23.65
下水道24.66
成り立つ23.95
置きっぱなし25.04
空色24.65
引っ込める24.17
太鼓24.46
余地23.76
サンド24.25
駆けだす24.55
委託24.99
これでもか24.25
在りか24.25
物質23.82
打楽器25.43
雄姿25.07
切り込む24.46
薄青25.07
デカイ24.36
操作者26.18
本心23.75
スキップ24.62
好意的24.09
格段24.07
理23.23
衣料品店25.91
全い25.16
真逆24.18
名もない25.45
バター24.20
お目出度い24.77
メガ24.48
多岐にわたる25.22
押しつけ24.20
鼻筋24.84
したほうが良い24.30
投げ出す23.88
跳躍23.45
上の空24.71
具名27.29
サブ24.14
上々24.36
ポケットマネー25.25
企てる24.71
丸める24.52
放し24.10
ぶち切れ25.61
巷24.55
何だかんだ23.70
活気づく25.03
コピー紙24.88
大満足24.74
砦23.20
木板24.45
面白がる24.86
有効範囲24.95
君臨24.15
心もとない24.64
半泣き24.54
人前24.27
何とも23.28
有能23.85
方言24.92
虐める24.71
混浴24.79
挘る25.73
別邸24.33
連絡を取る24.61
フル装備25.09
帳代23.86
さては24.53
洗脳23.91
打ち砕く24.15
鷲掴み24.36
苺24.54
現世24.11
行ってらっしゃい24.27
出回る24.12
肴24.52
肉料理24.43
素性24.12
期限24.26
鵝毛23.85
入り込む23.69
如き23.42
斜め24.01
悶え24.35
宣告24.44
ぽろぽろ24.70
言う通り23.39

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