I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
座り込み24.58
ちゃあ24.25
厳命24.64
遅く23.46
否定23.07
風合い25.52
くっつける24.20
妊娠24.06
バカタレ25.69
首を横に振る23.84
盗み24.28
リングサイド26.51
北上24.43
膨らみ24.38
指し示す23.98
朝礼25.15
はあっ23.75
食べられる23.75
オツム25.56
知力23.16
採水26.39
威信24.75
書きもの26.22
ふんどし一丁26.31
した方がいい24.03
1人分25.60
ベア23.55
打ち上げ24.25
情け24.34
キャットファイト25.69
女史24.44
思い浮かべる23.73
洒落にならない24.58
ぶりっ子25.42
ふらつく24.29
しおらしい24.74
目撃23.81
ご褒美24.04
洒落た24.88
傲り24.92
故あって25.34
日没24.63
皮算用25.20
併せる25.00
あどけない24.44
ちょうど今24.98
半べそ25.32
乱暴者25.20
しゅるしゅる25.19
他端25.13
ステッキ24.81
ざわめく24.24
占める23.97
23.86
受け付け24.58
数歩24.18
マドモワゼル26.57
一泡25.18
自画自賛24.84
前方23.44
邸宅24.24
パーティールーム26.45
留守中24.97
細々とした24.62
鈍感24.26
お近づき24.90
領土23.72
レア物25.42
バンド24.40
悔やむ24.20
ぱくる25.30
23.42
管理者24.07
嘘をつく24.38
水分24.04
短絡的24.66
見せびらかす24.63
だに23.94
22.34
剥がれ24.49
裏口24.28
仲いい24.99
お待たせしました23.96
些細23.89
すらり24.20
崩壊23.51
方がよろしい24.61
膨大23.67
寒冷地25.27
弱々しい24.04
部位23.77
活気づく25.03
からくり人形25.69
さえも23.68
薬物24.58
ほろ苦い25.07
降って23.71
言い草24.56
デモンストレーション24.91
展望24.66

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