I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
レディ34.11
子息33.88
スリープ35.24
せしめる34.64
引き払う34.85
亡き33.83
33.73
六本34.56
補色36.30
何処までも33.59
付け加え34.39
お小遣い34.42
切りそろえる34.84
換金34.15
根こそぎ34.37
ご覧なさい34.77
ぶれ34.80
繁華街34.73
公布35.34
ぷー35.35
騒々しい34.48
半減34.37
待ち構える33.84
照れる33.93
細かいこと34.34
苦しい33.37
でかい33.66
取りまとめ34.82
気はない33.75
秘蔵っ子35.47
メロメロ34.87
逆さ吊り35.46
演じる33.88
これより33.96
ふうふう35.50
置き場34.64
貴重33.50
防戦34.79
危害を加える34.51
しい34.55
午後一35.30
鉄火場35.31
その頃33.75
着こなし34.75
とと34.19
滑り込み35.30
なあに34.40
ディープ35.39
王さま34.59
右半身34.89
ちょっと見34.66
有名33.31
人殺し34.32
上書き34.41
家庭用35.24
33.62
平常運転34.79
基本的34.03
半額34.80
撤回34.38
よしよし34.11
流行33.97
に連れ33.76
人差し指33.82
後半33.77
ぽつぽつ34.57
をおいて34.34
取り除く34.04
阿呆34.13
無印35.64
気さく34.30
誘拐者36.39
レアアイテム34.77
冷気34.02
身元保証人35.58
呼び止める33.99
完封35.02
どれ位33.57
営業時間35.11
点者33.84
消費者35.43
くるくる34.05
了承33.62
陳列34.84
その他に34.20
相棒33.81
家内34.35
手持ち33.96
熟睡34.63
通し33.74
かっ込む35.65
アルマジロ35.34
こっ恥ずかしい35.59
眉間33.66
金づる35.61
実物34.28
最悪の場合34.32
敷地34.06
執拗34.31
表向き33.98

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