I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
抜群34.13
何かと33.80
見越す34.14
金づる35.61
ペース33.79
切り捨てる34.03
徴税34.65
ふうふう35.50
手直し34.86
あーあ34.23
大きなお世話35.26
異世界32.94
ずぼら35.52
三つ33.38
盆暗35.08
出演者35.44
数回34.13
スタンディングオベーション35.80
妨害33.80
優勝33.87
罰33.70
両方とも34.46
短所34.80
三世34.18
観光施設36.25
握りこぶし34.94
不機嫌33.55
形式33.99
キノコ33.92
分かんない33.73
種切れ36.46
気まずい33.71
樋34.48
絶える34.05
くしゃみ34.62
前脚34.53
右半身34.89
執拗34.31
慰める34.03
タンクトップ35.02
精一杯33.63
だま35.27
返済34.46
試着室35.16
土32.90
とどめを刺す34.88
下がる33.19
走破34.91
化する33.89
汁33.50
うわっ33.72
開始価格36.39
抽出34.29
取り除く34.04
逃げまどう35.34
異物34.38
引退33.95
取り組む34.14
幻33.61
差33.06
異端33.26
乳房34.66
気はない33.75
苦しい33.37
思い当たる33.99
ディープ35.39
真摯34.13
稼働34.17
興味ない34.40
秘蔵っ子35.47
賢い33.83
舌なめずり34.73
食いつく34.12
ため込む34.84
詫び34.31
手慣れた34.59
分かり33.36
口をはさむ35.01
配属34.22
牛頭馬頭36.51
放る33.59
一度も33.58
五十33.53
万全33.85
目当て33.87
比べる33.21
厄介払い35.12
カギ34.67
滅する34.66
勤め34.04
言いがかり34.57
魔法使い33.03
串33.91
沿い34.04
叔母34.22
凝34.49
降参34.12
天にも昇る気持ち35.78
餡34.79
歌詞34.66

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