I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
艶めかしい24.94
名前だけ24.34
出鱈目24.35
行列24.27
ガウン24.58
使い分け24.69
楽屋25.19
有能23.85
貯まる24.48
格段24.07
もんか24.03
何処まで23.49
高め23.79
三女24.74
谷間24.53
共同24.24
ラリアット25.45
街着26.49
起き出す24.70
酸味24.20
競い合う24.51
利き手25.00
アイドル23.96
ウェーブ24.54
訝しげ24.03
どうしたら24.28
化け物23.42
待たす24.55
積み重ね24.16
染み付く24.74
跡形もなく24.46
23.74
どこぞ24.10
半べそ25.32
ビキニアーマー25.10
まっ赤25.25
スラスラ24.90
煮炊き25.16
想像上25.24
不健康24.86
レア物25.42
盗み24.28
ぶよぶよ25.26
パン屋24.41
敬語23.93
ボイス24.83
継ぎ歯25.13
勇壮24.91
邪魔者24.38
ちょろまかす25.31
格安24.66
罪状24.63
放し24.10
御曹司24.56
がち23.87
何日も24.36
ワン23.98
焼きもち24.88
訂正23.90
十日24.05
ぽてん26.48
活画25.71
ぴっちり25.14
基本方針25.17
満開24.83
ドン引き24.20
オートミール25.34
じっと23.19
数倍24.22
荒くれ24.99
失笑24.60
落札者25.63
巻き23.71
奥の手24.28
コーディネート24.98
面食らう24.33
背骨24.58
食えない24.58
発来25.00
受け付け24.58
重装歩兵24.73
成り立つ23.95
汎用24.41
大忙し24.63
ぼそっと24.66
尖る23.95
等しい23.70
領土23.72
えぐい24.77
入り込む23.69
永き24.78
プリティ25.83
24.54
下りる23.84
第一声24.55
圧迫24.33
芽生え24.61
呈す24.24
はにかみ24.83
信者23.92

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