I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
三日23.50
照合25.05
イタチごっこ25.67
芽生え24.61
管理人24.26
毬24.28
偽り24.00
一閃23.92
言い争う24.51
ろ23.70
野郎ども24.70
駆けだす24.55
高位23.64
突き上げる24.28
服従24.49
ぱくる25.30
崩壊23.51
元に戻す24.50
供託金26.48
牙牌24.96
存続24.28
甲高い23.95
不愉快23.94
そういや23.76
ガウン24.58
はいはい23.62
ぼた餅25.79
長閑24.43
酒造り25.10
不条理24.68
待たす24.55
エロい24.47
ガチで24.65
酸味24.20
奉仕24.38
占領24.10
暫くして23.75
乱心24.94
ぶよぶよ25.26
右眼24.99
追い剥ぎ25.31
一筋の涙25.15
威勢よく25.04
軍勢23.56
終日25.34
否23.49
曲名25.80
軟化24.90
キャメルクラッチ26.49
Z24.35
実のところ24.06
にしろ23.62
セコンド25.54
死人23.99
切替25.88
推定24.42
イニシアチブ25.54
時分24.37
伺い24.41
お仕着せ24.83
由来23.99
敵わない23.95
下請け25.43
表立って24.41
旧知24.80
見覚えがある24.32
ロマン24.13
座り込み24.58
貌24.07
厳か24.39
言い草24.56
挙げられる24.33
フル稼働25.10
奥の手24.28
中央部24.32
参上24.51
ご苦労さん24.72
向う23.93
幅広い24.50
接収24.74
制す23.93
トータル25.30
バター24.20
グラデーション25.01
乱暴23.73
ゴールド24.23
替える24.63
華23.54
対価23.92
ピンと23.97
彼女自身24.08
絶つ24.16
隊長23.09
捜索隊24.89
アップテンポ25.68
こら23.74
面子23.78
冷ます24.48
本邦25.97
にゃあん25.91

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