I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
面倒い34.66
貴重33.50
設営34.53
存在理由35.14
賃金34.65
挿頭34.35
眠りにつく34.71
強固33.94
おでぶさん36.89
ライン33.62
一夜34.08
犯人33.57
小うるさい35.35
嘘のよう34.20
に至っては33.87
カタカタ34.62
騒々しい34.48
大層34.05
バカに34.12
勤め34.04
踵を返す34.55
絞め殺す35.14
叶える33.71
毛玉34.52
定宿35.35
怯える33.71
体格33.64
黒服34.66
予定通り33.81
その他に34.20
お小遣い34.42
どうにもならない34.24
載せる33.79
初公開35.55
付け加え34.39
空想34.50
遇う34.79
焼け34.09
シャワー室35.07
成っていない33.89
効率33.59
コントラスト34.97
舌なめずり34.73
辱め34.89
立て続け34.30
知るか34.35
広まる33.83
ライトブラウン35.81
洗い34.13
太い33.69
自嘲34.04
面従腹背35.70
厚い33.84
絡みだす36.99
言い聞かせる33.74
貧しい34.16
容赦33.63
右半身34.89
魔法使い33.03
午後一35.30
足す34.25
生気34.27
剥く33.80
わん34.24
上等33.92
抓み34.18
目当て33.87
掌33.53
突拍子もない34.60
我見35.69
覇権34.82
のそのそ34.91
良さ33.84
後ろ姿34.00
撤退33.50
絶大34.02
ふうふう35.50
余る33.72
対立34.04
身元保証人35.58
足し34.22
一件33.59
通常なら34.59
眼前33.58
真剣勝負34.85
フワフワ34.62
全身全霊34.39
磨く33.85
降参34.12
の度に34.46
外れる33.64
原料34.32
親子丼35.13
公布35.34
違約金35.04
ガタガタ34.31
考え込む33.53
閉じ込める33.69
しい34.55
細かいこと34.34

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