I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
訝しい34.12
要領34.07
放る33.59
良さ33.84
けん制34.92
どれどれ34.52
予定通り33.81
食む34.48
止まり33.89
真っ当34.06
長時間33.98
荒らし34.48
日光34.36
試着室35.16
特権34.19
太腿34.51
路銀34.76
到底33.64
ずぼら35.52
照れ隠し34.48
あああ33.69
バックアップ34.46
夜明け34.16
絶対零度34.76
遠く33.08
存在理由35.14
34.15
細め33.57
掘っ立て小屋35.20
上等33.92
上目遣い34.13
大てい34.29
慇懃無礼35.06
鼓舞34.31
応用33.85
33.53
33.69
有名33.31
覇権34.82
短所34.80
業者34.25
でさえ33.45
成人33.74
すべき33.46
ドヤ顔34.12
アイコンタクト34.60
殆どない33.92
命乞い34.46
開拓33.76
トントン拍子35.26
営業時間35.11
勤め34.04
連れてくる34.20
大音響35.31
34.25
豪商34.63
心地33.80
手の甲34.14
抽出34.29
刀伊33.64
教え込む35.15
心強い33.94
すか33.90
尻の穴35.73
降参34.12
むしり取る35.09
見覚えのある34.02
スリープ35.24
通り越す34.07
33.53
33.95
サクサク34.48
食器33.99
手押し車35.51
初期33.92
派閥33.69
拾い34.12
平常運転34.79
踏まえる33.97
タンクトップ35.02
詮索34.38
乱入34.28
34.08
行動計画35.94
してもいい33.90
VS34.78
思考停止34.84
常設35.06
造り33.84
作り出す33.45
33.76
粗朶34.66
露骨33.94
グラマラス35.30
名簿34.44
あり得る33.51
キノコ33.92
テント33.58
34.00
今や33.63

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