I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
帰り際24.78
空ける24.24
御仁24.34
半狂乱24.91
頼み込む24.33
個別24.20
そんな馬鹿な24.31
てく23.97
等しい23.70
ホスト24.79
訳ではありません23.90
処遇24.35
夢うつつ25.33
競い合う24.51
授業料24.98
三体24.05
訳じゃない23.07
初歩24.79
莫大23.88
旋回24.04
追っかけ24.78
壁面24.29
鵝毛23.85
狐23.42
組み直す24.93
偶数25.45
長居24.34
運用23.72
アレンジ24.43
貫禄24.56
また明日24.25
干す24.39
生やす23.99
尊敬23.63
トータル25.30
目論見24.21
小窓24.81
悶える24.61
戒厳令25.38
神々しい24.15
査証26.59
経済的24.45
ずれる24.29
化け物23.42
昼前24.29
損なう24.20
倉庫番25.73
死にかける24.10
ハードル24.33
ハロワ25.78
丸のみ25.64
メインイベント25.23
何とかして23.87
散開24.45
結成24.30
時空23.47
手本引27.11
権力者24.16
ごっこ24.41
憤り24.32
集金25.63
愛飲25.78
守りぬく25.98
ポンと24.23
刀身23.73
はいはい23.62
倒れる23.23
野卑25.25
立ち入る24.31
点灯24.92
までなら24.37
刎23.53
取り決め24.37
便23.70
分譲26.14
無粋24.33
察し23.45
花火24.08
並行24.37
事案24.50
に伴い24.57
+α25.31
大嘘25.17
タンク24.22
番犬24.58
漆喰24.94
胸倉24.60
ノックアウト25.05
見受ける23.93
谷間24.53
狂わせる24.47
崩れる23.63
続出24.60
恋人23.51
側面23.80
個人23.36
自発的24.62
休ませる24.74
荒れ野24.07
圧迫24.33

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