I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
また明日24.25
知らず23.68
たじろぐ24.29
ナンバー24.60
バンド24.40
他のもの24.70
天下御免26.18
満腹24.48
旋回24.04
灯す24.19
水割り25.50
席に着く24.48
元ネタ24.79
責める23.82
23.65
一笑24.88
細々とした24.62
汎用24.41
面倒見の良い25.25
活気づく25.03
ノーブラ25.83
掻き消える24.39
23.66
24.44
背屈24.10
高らか24.07
どこぞ24.10
ニセモノ25.04
苦笑い23.52
監督23.94
会議室23.81
連れ出す23.97
久方ぶり24.44
見る間に24.72
ストレス23.94
ちらちら24.22
治める23.81
来訪者24.40
打たせ湯25.97
継ぎ歯25.13
ご馳走さまでした24.73
ごっこ24.41
冒頭24.56
甲高い23.95
カチカチ24.75
バイト23.93
尻拭い24.76
際限24.96
沙汰24.54
伊蘭24.40
蔑ろ24.33
成分24.06
返り24.46
24.44
容子24.59
来襲25.05
神罰24.68
引き剥がす24.73
24.50
24.35
恵まれる23.79
逃げ場24.17
オープンスペース26.16
入金25.20
からくり人形25.69
極限24.15
補充23.83
下命25.40
併用24.22
広さ23.71
一粒種25.81
アピール23.80
陣取り24.75
越す23.95
特許使用料26.21
気落ち24.52
直径23.98
反則24.08
取り扱い24.50
モデルルーム26.04
あいた口がふさがらない26.59
口を利く25.05
ゴールド24.23
謳歌24.61
焦り23.71
喩え25.05
延びる24.57
やり直し24.33
潜伏24.26
一目23.72
知らん顔25.08
孕む24.21
個別24.20
制す23.93
魚市場26.09
故あって25.34
ステップを踏む25.20
騙されたと思って25.47
王位24.05
覚める23.73

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