I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
一帯23.90
24.22
薬物24.58
もの作り25.58
サンドバッグ25.23
人材23.62
24.65
見せびらかす24.63
対になる25.10
北門24.33
23.20
23.82
23.84
瞬間移動24.14
言い争う24.51
鳴り24.07
下手をすると24.38
掟破り25.65
たじろぐ24.29
石製25.36
義妹24.43
23.74
担保24.68
手足23.52
痛感24.32
加勢24.26
空色24.65
一人あたり25.35
ピクリ24.13
勝ち組24.95
大好物24.58
跳ね上がる24.06
吹っ掛ける24.97
差し伸べる24.08
毒針24.56
汎用24.41
前進23.85
正当24.16
収拾がつかない25.54
引き返す24.17
嗅ぎつける24.78
反則24.08
左前25.41
24.07
22.92
それでいて23.72
暮れ24.07
思案23.80
万力25.13
胸をなでおろす25.12
胃袋24.25
推定24.42
ガウン24.58
アイス23.80
憤り24.32
友好24.26
丸呑み24.58
想定外24.00
軟化24.90
という位24.27
23.96
奇遇24.50
からに23.79
商店街24.34
話し合う23.53
隊長23.09
ランドセル24.82
今ひとつ24.52
仕種24.69
はーい23.77
アクセサリー23.93
首を横に振る23.84
ねじ込む24.60
留守中24.97
畳みかける24.66
まくし立てる24.54
空き24.11
次ぐ24.21
薄切り24.84
24.07
満腹24.48
物色24.52
シューズ25.30
待ち受け24.17
互助24.99
お尋ね24.67
席に着く24.48
本能23.70
妙手25.52
懲らしめ25.10
抓む24.80
23.69
23.85
ウェーブ24.54
好奇心23.79
待たす24.55
寛ぎ24.55
発色25.43
可能にする24.69
お三方25.00

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