I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
飼い主34.29
フェチ35.08
進言34.10
巻子34.79
盲点34.72
汲む34.08
お小遣い34.42
記憶喪失34.56
でしかない33.42
飲み干す33.86
食べ物33.50
焼ける33.91
仮面舞踏会35.17
意気揚々34.29
騙る34.51
キノコ33.92
五日33.24
候補生34.17
劈く34.62
通常なら34.59
依存34.06
ぴったり33.91
誘拐者36.39
優勝33.87
痩せぎす35.06
向かい合う33.83
レース33.92
ガチ34.54
日光34.36
売り出す34.64
化する33.89
何から何まで34.63
身を守る34.13
模倣34.31
考慮33.63
男性差別36.81
荒らし34.48
握りこぶし34.94
挿頭34.35
欲情34.77
衝動33.93
モノ33.39
尻の穴35.73
大人しい33.95
膝丈35.07
争い33.58
放る33.59
あの子33.24
踵を返す34.55
三つ33.38
試着室35.16
急所34.01
不機嫌33.55
雑魚33.80
下っ端34.31
テント33.58
切りそろえる34.84
寝かしつける34.85
軒34.27
逃げまどう35.34
常時34.03
おっかない34.58
兼ねない33.40
自嘲34.04
ムカつく34.30
騎馬33.83
吉33.85
お役所仕事35.63
業33.90
冠34.08
取り組む34.14
往来34.30
担ぐ34.10
振る舞う33.82
正装34.31
鼓舞34.31
こればかり34.15
脱がす34.53
鑑みる34.18
親子丼35.13
啜る34.04
走破34.91
入れ替わる34.14
スタンディングオベーション35.80
眠りにつく34.71
水たまり34.72
生活費34.48
奥底34.32
撤回34.38
からすれば33.47
仮装34.73
三郎34.49
怒鳴る33.71
剣先34.20
整地34.62
ロックオン34.66
ジャンパースカート36.32
寒い33.54
ガタガタ34.31
羽目33.96

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