I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
彼女なり24.66
一大事24.41
炸裂23.88
一生懸命23.84
名前だけ24.34
1人勝ち26.61
一覧24.29
順応性25.45
犬猿の仲25.04
であれ23.83
具名27.29
儲け24.09
ホイップクリーム25.43
湯たんぽ25.49
明確23.49
数年後24.58
分かりやすい23.71
思念23.96
マダム24.63
せえ24.65
おかん24.95
お手上げ24.54
バット24.29
ピッタリ24.30
穿つ24.10
所持23.81
擦れる24.56
隊士24.60
ついて来る24.06
代わる代わる25.00
軒下25.31
黒革25.23
特務24.51
お構い24.87
ありゃしない24.91
大方24.11
来襲25.05
前方23.44
調節24.33
微か23.53
半端ない24.46
これまでに24.00
ぼーっと24.28
三段24.79
コツ24.11
あどけない24.44
漁23.73
打たせ湯25.97
孕む24.21
獲れる24.89
入力24.40
洒落た24.88
ステップを踏む25.20
割合24.06
従属24.33
いざという時24.00
ご褒美24.04
そんな訳で23.69
失意24.80
白光24.67
リズミカル25.04
完備24.71
半泣き24.54
悠々自適25.14
素性24.12
既存24.20
密着24.11
認定23.99
貌24.07
ランチタイム25.22
極力24.04
巻き23.71
責める23.82
捜索隊24.89
やり直し24.33
照合25.05
越える23.59
掬い24.63
迷う23.30
不可侵24.72
泳ぐ23.75
妙手25.52
沈み込む24.97
体温23.99
対戦23.82
駿馬25.28
堅牢24.25
外患25.63
多岐にわたる25.22
憎悪23.86
作為的25.15
置物24.48
物心24.35
金遣い25.56
愛称24.27
すらっと25.12
武骨24.84
ネットワーク24.44
砦23.20
折り24.28

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