I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
5日24.27
なんと言っても24.51
万能23.89
出席23.87
加工品25.11
権力者24.16
マダム24.63
帰り際24.78
他聞23.15
名を轟かせる25.38
電気24.05
カウンター席24.88
ばこそ24.51
ぜえ24.91
ランドセル24.82
ご褒美24.04
受け答え24.39
旅立つ23.92
生やす23.99
貫禄24.56
騒がしい23.67
洗脳23.91
ピラミッド型25.76
幻想的24.19
整った23.72
概念23.76
殴打24.56
問わず24.02
二列24.93
呆け24.01
23.87
トンボ24.84
寒冷地25.27
大人用25.40
ぶつぶつ24.09
どうしたら良い24.04
ウェーブ24.54
1対124.86
お目24.07
辺境23.53
被害者23.81
端くれ24.75
湿地帯24.74
ミュール24.98
堪まるか24.28
ごくごく24.49
好く23.97
満腹24.48
勘定24.71
安房24.59
手土産24.41
収拾がつかない25.54
称賛24.07
ちらちら24.22
遺産24.19
待ち受ける24.52
使いこなす24.01
救われる24.40
嬲る24.52
原価24.95
穴埋め24.94
つもりである24.57
セコンド25.54
勧める24.06
座り込み24.58
躱す23.56
すげー24.21
ざわめく24.24
魚市場26.09
足腰24.65
斜め24.01
茶褐色25.21
筈のない24.44
奴隷商人24.21
雲茶26.34
拘り24.14
真相24.09
さらさら24.18
お坊ちゃん24.81
特設会場25.80
鈍くさい25.31
小首をかしげる25.07
垂涎25.08
林檎24.13
重装歩兵24.73
23.84
乱暴23.73
岩石24.19
施し23.91
打楽器25.43
連弾25.43
ロングスカート25.01
石製25.36
第一位24.58
投げ出す23.88
アカペラ25.52
非番24.83
愛情23.79
安定した24.24
でっか25.13

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