I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
営業時間35.11
賑わう34.22
何気ない34.27
移転34.69
厄介払い35.12
恐らく32.72
34.08
分け前34.82
すか33.90
忝い34.93
真の33.65
専門店34.75
33.45
押し倒す34.27
犯罪者33.88
魔法使い33.03
分かり33.36
大歓迎34.15
現地33.87
しい34.55
家庭用35.24
陶芸品36.59
キーワード34.54
相好34.73
兵衛34.16
恋愛33.65
冷や汗33.78
苦虫を噛み潰したよう34.57
山師35.35
観光施設36.25
目安34.48
危害を加える34.51
終結34.37
コントラスト34.97
アイコンタクト34.60
押し切る34.17
の度に34.46
該当34.16
手の甲34.14
傅く35.15
稼業34.52
相棒33.81
メロメロ34.87
33.62
羽目33.96
水洗トイレ35.61
小走り44.19
きちんと43.23
目玉商品45.34
営む44.40
受注44.40
強大43.66
幸先44.95
売り子44.74
要請43.74
問いただす44.34
コルセット44.78
合法化45.99
43.88
道すがら44.50
濃い43.52
足取り43.71
46.22
しつこい43.90
瞬く間に43.83
覆い43.78
同然43.78
極道45.03
お約束44.07
誤る44.17
固まる43.33
に従って43.62
おやつ44.07
同席44.03
上は44.00
資材44.06
意味が無い44.29
砕け43.75
調味料44.00
儀礼的45.21
建設中45.10
新設44.73
無情44.45
辛辣44.37
巾着44.95
長の43.60
43.61
右隣44.67
自問自答44.72
ちゃいます44.08
螺子44.56
お披露目44.09
性癖44.34
どれ43.75
無反応44.70
股がる45.06
格好いい43.76
せい42.98
古びる44.44
腰掛け44.00

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