I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
引き分け24.51
会費25.65
気力23.86
武骨24.84
発声24.70
行ってらっしゃい24.27
口を開く23.33
延びる24.57
万力25.13
会長23.46
振るった23.96
この上ない24.14
奴隷商人24.21
領土23.72
目前23.96
悶え24.35
タンク24.22
弱々しい24.04
トータル25.30
細か24.03
じゃらし26.40
23.59
24.00
23.06
そういや23.76
あお向け25.43
ぶん殴る24.19
食み25.21
サフラン25.15
権利書25.31
混ざる23.62
達する24.18
待ち受ける24.52
あの様23.95
鉈目24.24
クッション24.09
人影23.63
収拾24.43
近衛兵24.33
携わる24.24
容量24.19
手早い23.97
警鐘24.60
23.66
半泣き24.54
お気になさらず24.40
淡水25.28
あろうことか24.40
収拾がつかない25.54
妊娠24.06
指揮23.45
2人して25.22
警護23.87
素性24.12
分かりやすい23.71
はめ込む24.68
案内人24.32
平等24.12
荒れ狂う24.30
手間23.57
ババア24.47
矢束24.09
食い込む24.17
身代金24.66
ご苦労さん24.72
下手をすれば24.07
役割分担24.61
連れ戻す24.42
うんざり24.02
カラフル24.56
神々しい24.15
ふんどし一丁26.31
大喜び24.23
下命25.40
破体24.73
案の定23.83
ぽきり25.59
心待ち24.61
接続る24.21
懸命23.94
ピラミッド型25.76
横断24.58
包み隠す24.71
だに23.94
名を轟かせる25.38
不憫24.32
水流24.08
荒れ野24.07
散策24.17
叩き潰す24.44
ヒト23.90
鎖帷子24.87
建築23.95
進み出る23.96
ハンサム24.92
乗り手24.58
今ひとつ24.52
酔いしれる24.85
ぴっちり25.14
突進23.63

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