I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
掬い24.63
包囲23.73
見受ける23.93
万力25.13
聞き返す23.94
ワン23.98
取り分けて24.87
吹聴24.66
一帯23.90
圧巻24.65
土色25.02
探し出す24.26
漁業24.86
C23.74
出演24.74
高額24.14
分け合う24.79
骸骨23.90
想像上25.24
称賛24.07
二言目25.56
ひれ伏す24.68
持ち歩く24.25
買い求める24.74
掟24.22
継続的24.80
何日も24.36
貢ぐ24.83
侭ならない24.23
無差別24.48
該当者25.19
振り払う23.79
締めて24.34
ガチで24.65
故あって25.34
うめき声24.22
ほほ24.30
自殺行為24.41
終日25.34
野郎ども24.70
清楚24.33
太古24.55
来襲25.05
拳骨24.50
スムーズ24.07
伸べる24.82
同室24.55
画工24.11
差し物24.48
ウィン23.94
一突き24.75
悠々自適25.14
丸く23.55
畔23.52
ロード23.72
ごくごく24.49
通行人24.53
心の底23.81
煽り24.33
半数23.95
この場合23.78
最後の砦25.04
たどたどしい24.59
全土24.19
お値打ち26.14
具名27.29
目を通す24.40
規則正しい24.62
焦り23.71
会費25.65
吐き捨てる24.08
岩石24.19
待たす24.55
最低最悪25.16
バカタレ25.69
仰せ24.39
競い合う24.51
立ち上る24.21
トンズラ25.35
暫くして23.75
最高額25.95
人材23.62
苦笑い23.52
追徴26.64
熱す24.41
睨む23.25
吞気24.51
原価24.95
暑さ24.19
威信24.75
立ち込める24.35
果実23.73
覆面24.43
お母様23.50
炒める24.64
毎に23.53
ナプキン24.98
王位継承権24.37
空地25.25
ベーコン24.36

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