I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
従来24.49
片鱗24.52
共闘24.33
売りさばく24.86
岩礁25.05
能天気24.58
手付金25.73
胸をなでおろす25.12
内々24.39
動物虐待26.02
人材23.62
コピー紙24.88
ずる24.33
追徴26.64
身なり24.18
心もとない24.64
匂わす25.06
手放し24.11
メロディー25.08
23.88
忍ぶ24.41
間髪入れず24.34
停車場25.41
非処女25.64
したほうが良い24.30
権利金26.61
地図23.31
それはそれで23.69
同族24.11
続出24.60
くっつける24.20
既存24.20
吹聴24.66
折り24.28
迷い23.59
コンセプト24.61
基本方針25.17
聞き入る24.46
ぐずぐず24.70
休ませる24.74
背骨24.58
赤髪24.15
番頭24.75
ご馳走さまでした24.73
丸のみ25.64
いたずらっ子25.24
遣られる24.08
キャットファイト25.69
悪寒24.19
でっかい24.22
気の毒24.08
軟化24.90
使用可能24.45
名を轟かせる25.38
二百23.78
疲労23.56
お古25.21
お高い24.90
堅牢24.25
口出し24.21
ウェーブ24.54
一読25.09
儲け24.09
1000024.91
仰せ24.39
非番24.83
不埒24.62
天下御免26.18
密着24.11
予期24.30
24.07
上下水道25.31
もしかし25.92
大満足24.74
送り迎え25.16
叩き切る25.21
孟浪25.56
使い分け24.69
応対24.34
史話24.29
画家24.30
潤沢24.57
アイス23.80
三日23.50
まくし立てる24.54
誘致25.12
マーカー24.22
座り込み24.58
御意24.25
議決権26.01
白煙24.71
三体24.05
酒瓶24.35
命中23.74
利き手25.00
由来23.99
今こそ24.27
他のもの24.70
分隊24.44
基準23.71

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